One Yukkuri Place

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Bring cyute Reimyu some mishter food!

2:
*ploplop*

3:
Not neawy enuf!
Bwing mowe!!

4
*PLOP*

5:
I shed its not neawy enuf!
Bwing it aww!

*screechingbitchnoise*

6:
*DUMP*
*pissed pissed*

7:
Dis isn't fwucking enuf at aww!
Bwing new mishter food now!
*stompstomp*(Iguesswithitshead)

8:
Jeez, huwwy up!
...welll
at any wate...
*glance*

9:
Fow now Reimyu's shupa
mwunch muwnch chime will begin!

*slam*

10:
Mwunch muwnch!
Good! Fweaking good!
Haah mwunch mwunch!

*bounce bounce*

11:
*pop*

12:
Yupuuuu
Reimyu's tummy is now fuww.

*burp*

13:
...Yu? Why
ish thewe shtill mishter food?
I don need anymowe
so huwwy up and dump ich!

14:
...I said huwwy up and dump ich!
I donch need mishter food anymowe!
Donch cahke it eajy!
*pissed pissed*

15:
Huwwy up!
Ich in my way!
Why did you even bwing this much!?
Dummy? Wanna die?
Huwwy up and dump ich!
Huwwy up!

*shitheadgrowlingnoise*

16:
[Yukkuri trash]

----

Needs more visible violent punishment after all that grief.

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  • Reimu[Yupiiiiiii!!!]
    Marisa[Maricha's hach!!!!! Idz hodddd!!]

    Rather than stepping on them, this should work fine.
    I lit Marisa's hat and Reimu's ribbon on fire.

    Reimu[MWOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!]
    Marisa[GO AWAYYYYY!! MISHTER FIRE GO AWAYYYYYY!!!]

    The flailing Reimu's writhing body.
    The bouncy Marisa's jumping about.
    Turns out they had a bit more life in them than I thought,
    and so there is no reason for me to neglect these two energetic manjuu.
    Until the two of them are completely black,
    I shall not leave until I see their yun lives end with my own eyes.

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  • In the corner of a sidewalk, there were two pingpong ball...baby yukkuri manjuu
    that were shaking in the cold and slowly withering away.
    Reimu[Ish cold...big shish...ish cold]
    Marisa[Marisha ish cold shoo...wub wub....]
    Reimu[I'm hungwy...Mwommy....eajy....]
    Marisa[Mwommy...is already...yueeeeee...]
    Reimu[Yueeeen...wet us chake it eajy...]
    Even though if he powerless grieving baby Reimu separated from
    the baby Marisa unable to do anything,
    it is likely their yun lives would come to a close the next day, but
    at the very least, I could
    "Squash" them out of compassion in order to help them...

    ...no, my shoe would get dirty.

    ---
    That freaking thing at the end looked like one sentence and there was a part I didn't get,
    but I think that still gets the general idea across.

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    [Marisa-? Marisa-! Where did you go?]
    [Just where did she go I wonder?
    Even though I closed all of the house's [fffff a super kanji I can't even see clearly]..]

    ---

    I would like to know what that kanji is, but if no one bothers with it, I vote we just go with either "doors" or "windows" and move on with our lives.

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    (left)
    Yufufun!
    A present for Marisa!

    From now on, Marisa and Reimu
    will be friends forever and ever!!!

    2:
    Miss, you really won't go anywhere?

    [Do I have a reason to go anywhere?
    Marisa is sucha gentle and ve-ery good girl afterall]

    Easy-!

    3:
    ----Good night, Miss, Reimu!
    Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow too, and all days after
    take it easy with Marisa forever and ever!

    reality:
    I'M SCARED! I'M SCAREDDD!!
    MIZZZZZ! REIMUUU!
    MARIZA IZ HERE!
    YUGYUGYUGYUGYUGYUGYU

    *grindgrindgrind*

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    Yuyu? Where am I...?

    2:
    *CLUNK* (Heavy machinery turning on)

    *GRINDGRINDGRINDGRIND*

    *twtich*

    Yuuu!?

    3:
    *CLUNK*

    *GRINDGRINDGRIND*

    *CLUNK*

    Yuu! Can't move!!

    Marisa can't move!!
    Hurry and help me!!

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    Yuyu-! Bacon Rice! Yuyuyu-!

    2:
    Munch, munch!
    *slurp*
    *clatter clatter*

    3:
    Yuyu!
    Yuslurpurpurp!
    *sluuuurp*

    4:
    Numnumnumnumnum
    Munh,munh!
    Munh,munh!!

    5:
    Hahhineh!

    ---
    I don't know what the hell happens to its mouth when it eats, but it gets this weird slur like part of its mouth stops working.

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    Happineh~

    *Munch munch*

    Bacon rice!
    Munch munch!

    *Sluurrp*

    *Clatter clatter* (As in it's eating so ravenously that the plate is shaking)

    [It's nice isn't it, Marisa~]

    2:
    Take it easy mister snail!!!

    Yuyu-! It's really taking it easy!

    3:
    (from left to right)
    Miss will also one day disappear?

    [Well now~. If Marisa isa bad child,
    I might just disappear?]

    (from bottom left to right)

    Yuuuuuuuuuuuun!
    Yuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

    [My my, what's the matter?]

    DOND GO AWAYYYYYY! YUYUYUUUUUUUUUU!!

    ---
    Impossible to translate the difference, but this is a woman talking now. I guess his mom?

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    ----For seven days, I wasn't able to return home.

    [Hey]

    ..........

    [HEY, come on!]

    ..........yu

    2:
    (Aaah, this one's no good anymore huh)

    yu....yuu....

    3:
    (Tomorrow is burnable garbage collection day too, such good timing.
    Now that I think about it, the dirt on the walls and floor got cleaned,
    I wonder if mom came by.
    Well, whatever.)

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    YUU.....!YUUU.....!!

    Yuggu...yuggu....

    [Listen, by tomorrow morning clean up your beanpaste and shit]

    2:
    yuyuyuu!!?

    *splotch*

    [If you can't, no food for three days]

    !?

    [Though it's not like
    this thing with only a head can actually do that]

    3:
    ...Yuguu...
    Lick...lick...

    *slide slide*

    ---
    I don't get フライパン百叩のうえ

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    GUmiuuu!
    Gyumumumumumu-!

    [Haha, what's up with you?
    Holding in your shit?! Fucking stink!]

    *putt,fart,sputtering* (There are probably better sfx words for it, but yeah.)

    2:
    [Listen, definitely don't shit.
    If you do, you know what will happen]

    Yuu...

    Yuhyuu

    3:
    Gyuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

    *pooo*

    *sputter, squeeeeeeeze*

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  • Steamed Baby Reimu

    ...This appearance is a bit...
    But this should be complete.

    Now then everyone,
    Until next week, farewell!

    *The staff later fed this to a stray cat.

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