Random yukkuri biology

Forgot which anko this is from and didn't completely understand the theory mentioned in it.

The author had an idea about Dosu yukkuri's intelligence. The experienced abyuser said that seeing a cross section from a Dosu and a normal Marisa, the proportion of Skin-Paste-Core is actually the same on immature Dosu (the more stupid kind). This made the Dosu's intelligence and mentality not much different from normal Marisa.

The concept also explained how house yu (with smaller core) actually have similar intelligence to normal yukkuri instead of being even more retard because of the small volume.
Another point is that for the reason, bodied yukkuri (with higher paste-to-core ratio) are more dangerous because they're smart. Fortunately because they're smart, they usually know to get along with human instead of looking for trouble (except the offshot scums).

So... instead of paste core size, he suggested that it's the proportion of paste core to paste that's affecting their ability to store knowledge, and that practical intelligence itself is like human, depend on how yukkuri would use that potential.

Another even less explored (if at all) concept: mitosis.

One name came to mind... Remirya-aki's Reimu. :D
But his are usually more for the lulz than abyuse or seriousness :D

Yukkuris are slime molds that look like heads from absorbing prions discarded in sewage water.

YukkurisMustDie said:
I was recently thinking of creating a thread about creating a Yukkuri canon.

Won’t the gun powder blow the yukkuris to bits?

Reading the comments within post #40412 and something accorded to me: In most stories, when a [ko]yukkuri's taste has been spoiled they choice to rather starve to death then to simply eat the "uneasy" food presented before them. Now this seem illogical even by yukkuri standards since they value their live more than anything in their yu-life so why choice such an uneasy thing as a slow death? Is the taste of food that more important to them then their own lives or does something physical happen to them when having their taste bud ruined that make death by starvation a legit alternate?

Gothic_Togekiss

It's not really much of them choosing to starve to death but outright not being able to avoid it when their taste buds get ruined.
In my story "The Sweet Taste Of Punishment" I explained that the reason yu's would starve themselves to death when their taste buds are ruined is because trying to force themselves to eat uneasy stuff they don't like would trigger vomiting out of uneasiness many times killing them.
Plus as I mentioned in that post you linked, another possibility is that eating too much non tasty stuff may build up the uneasiness triggering anti yukkuritis.

So it's basically, either starve to death, or try to eat but vomit to death or build up uneasiness and develop anti yukkuritis, all because their taste buds got ruined.

Sorry for bumping this, but I felt it was better placed here. Now I just finished read both anko4304 and anko4311 and I did enjoyed it, but a certain part of the story had me thinking deeply.

Quote from Anko4311
...When Mister asked is it because "life without little ones is meaningless", Reimu said no, it's because little ones are really easy.

Now I never questioned pet yukkuri's reasoning for having little ones even if it meant screwing themselves in the near future because you see happen all the time, but this little part here caught my attention. It's not Remiu's reason itself that got me thinking but the fact that she uses it to answer Anon's question which was if life was meaningless without having little ones. When I first read that part I thought "What so easy/special about having/raising little ones anyway? because raising and caring for offspring isn't a easy job. It just comes off as saying "I want to have children because I want to them" like little ones are nothing more than tools to satisfy a Yukkuri's unquenchable thirst for easyness. I wonder if they're an anko or two that calls out this nearly illogical reasoning.

Edit: After bit of re-reading, it does mention that to wild & stray yukkuri, having little ones is a matter of life and death (both from a species and passing on your genes point of view) but for pet yukkuri who don't have fight for survival this strong desire seem more inconvenient for both pet and pet owner.

It's longer. Made that part in hurry and missed it when making revision last night -_-

Reimu who finally grown to a basketball sized juvenile finally want to marry.
Seems like she wanted to marry a stray Marisa from the natural park nearby.
I bought baloon from the 100 Yen shop, blow it, and put it into Reimu's Place.

“Reimu, if you live with your couple, your place will become smaller. Concretely, like this.”
“This is still fine.”
“You’ll make little ones after marrying, right ? When the little ones grow big, the place will become even smaller.”

I blow the balloons bigger and put it in Reimu’s place.

“thi, this is tight. But we can always do rub rub happyness~!”
“When little ones grow big, then say they want to marry and have little ones, what will you do ? It will become more cramped.”
“…yu, that’s right! Mister could expand Reimu’s place! Reimu will pay!”
“Then my place will become smaller and I can’t feel easy, so I wont do it no matter how much you’re paying.”
“Yuu… but! Reimu want to take it easy with Marisa!”
“Reimu, between me and you, who’s smarter ?”
“Mister. Mister taught a lot of things to Reimu. But Reimu is still better in singing!”
“Right. So the smarter Mister will teach you this. You’ll live longer if you don’t marry or have little ones.”
“What is Mister saying? Yukkuri exist to take it easy! Little ones are really easy!”
"You mean, Yu-life is meaningless without little ones ?”
“No! It’s really easy if there’s little ones. If we’re easy, we can also live long!”

Those who are easy are great, strong and wonderful.
That’s why if you’re easy, everything will be fine. And little ones are very easy. Well, that’s yukkuri’s logic.

“I’ll ask you again one more time. Believe in what smart Mister is saying, would you give up marrying and having little ones ?”
“No! Mister is smart, but just this one time Mister is wrong!”
“…I see. Okay, I wont say anything more. As long as you pay for your rent, I’m fine with it. After all, that’s Reimu’s place so just do as you want.”

The yukkuri logic here is more like, the wind will blow your way if you're easy. Being easy means getting LUK boost while being uneasy means the world will screw with you and nothing will go as you want.

But yeah, there's other story that mentioned yukkuri don't really comprehend the motive they're made to desire many offsprings consciously. Maybe it's the same as sexual pleasure for human, it's for motivating procreation, but many would do it for the pleasure and having babies as extra benefit/burden.

For the yukkuri, babies are easy. For yukkuri living difficult life such as strays, it's also like taking drug that lets them taste happyness in an else dark and depressing world.

Salem said:
The yukkuri logic here is more like, the wind will blow your way if you're easy. Being easy means getting LUK boost while being uneasy means the world will screw with you and nothing will go as you want.

Well we had always said that yukkuri outright don't understand the world and wrongly assume they are absolutely right, the logic of the "boost LCK based on easiness" just embodying that, since the world doesn't care if you're "easy or not", you'll end up screwed either way if you don't proactively avoid it or someone helps you to avoid it.

Even Karma has a better basis in how true it is if you see it from a social perspective, good and well meaning people have better chances of getting a positive response from the majority of their peers than the bad and misbehaving people.

Easiness means nothing, even between yukkuris, because the easy of one yukkuri is the uneasy of other yukkuri.

Salem said:
The yukkuri logic here is more like, the wind will blow your way if you're easy. Being easy means getting LUK boost while being uneasy means the world will screw with you and nothing will go as you want.

So basically nearly everything JIE said mixed in with my comment about how it's really just an excuse for them to satisfy their need to feel easy. While they do love and take care of their offspring, deep down the main reason why they wanted children had nothing to do with needing to procreation and simply for selfish reasons.

Salem said:
But yeah, there's other story that mentioned yukkuri don't really comprehend the motive they're made to desire many offsprings consciously. Maybe it's the same as sexual pleasure for human, it's for motivating procreation, but many would do it for the pleasure and having babies as extra benefit/burden.

And this extra "benefit" is what usually get the entire family killed in the end. It's this desire for many offsprings when as a species you have somewhat late maturity onset tend to cause them great problem.

If you're a married couple wanting babies (and have the future plan ready), getting the babies is actually a benefit or even purpose, right ?
If both still want to have fun or focus on carreer though, it's an accident.

BTW, just clarifying, I meant human, not yukkuri

Salem said:
have the future plan ready

This is the key phrase, yukkuris never do this unlike many humans, they just want them "just because, easy", they really don't plan well their baby managing, unless they are those strays that are willing to kill some baby buds to reduce the number to 2 babies, but that's as far as they go.

Since you were talking about humans, you could say that the average yukkuri wanting babies is more like those careless people that have babies without thinking (not even out of accident), only making things worse for everybody when they are unable to take care of the kids.

Yukkuris dosent care for their motives, they simply strive for easiness at all cost, and whatever they consider easy is important, the mere fact that something is easy for them makes them want to have it, like babies, they want it because they think its easy, simply as that.

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Also, theres no explanation for yukkuri stomach and digestion, look to this copy of my questions done prieviousely:

"I have a series of question about a yukkuri stomach,and how they eat,lets begin:

Those "* phrases" are not questions,they are just statements questioning the hole in the logic.

1-How the food that they eat became bean paste that quickly?
*its certainly not stored inside because i belive the food would contamine it the yukkuri.
*I never saw a stomach in any doujin,and when they split by the "eat up easy",no stomach is shown.
*Does yukkuri bean paste act like strangelets? I mean when strangelet contact with matter it turns into more strangelet;certainly not,otherwise the whole thing would be bean paste.

2-how their paste can expire that quick?
*I never saw "food" expire that quickly,so what happens? Does yukkuri have some sort of thing that make their paste expire quickier?;Certainly not either,otherwise who eat it would might feel sick for eating expired food.

3-Water disoves them right? But their bean pastes seem to be very wet,and full of water if you squish it,its only pure water that disoves them?
*Well,this puts a doubt how the yukkuris does not die from the natural amounts of water on their bodies,also how they drink water if they dissolve almost instantly if fall in water,their tongues as far i know has no superior resistence to water whatsoever.

I am very confused..."

Yukkuri stomach, by Hrywhoaranngnh.

I’m gonna try to take a stab at answering this:

*It’s certainly not stored inside, because I belive the food would contaminate the yukkuri.
*I never saw a stomach in any doujin,and when they split by the "eat up easy",no stomach is shown.

I’ve seen a gullet in a cross-section of a reimu.

I mean, when strangelet contacts with matter, it turns into more strangelet. Certainly not. Otherwise the whole thing would be bean paste.

Apparently, there’s a limit as to what sort of matter can be turned into filling. (It’s a false generic to call the filling “bean paste,” because only a few species have bean paste fillings.) Jalapeños will kill reimus and marisas, but meilings will thrive on them. For yukukos and yoshikas, there are far fewer limits as to what can be turned into their respective fillings.

I never saw “food” expire that quickly, so what happens? Do yukkuris have some sort of thing that makes their paste expire more quickly? Certainly not. Otherwise, whoever ate it would feel sick for eating expired food.

Actually, I think it’s a misnomer to say that it’s “expired.” I’d think that the filling they push out their assholes starts to expire. When it’s still part of them, the filling is prevented from expiring.

Water dissolves them, right?

Not if it’s a nitori.

But their bean paste seems to be full of water.

Some of them have dry fillings, rinnosukes, utsuhos and yukas being notable examples.

Their tongues, as far I know, have no superior resistance to water whatsoever.

The tongues do have superior resistance, but that resistance comes from magic. Once they die, that resistance is gone because the magic keeping them alive is gone.

That’s just my theory on it, though.

Since this is practically a yukkuri canon thread, I was wondering - all yukkuri children are considered daughters, right? I know there is the "father" / "husband" role in a family, but no "sons"?

YukkurisMustDie said:
Since this is practically a yukkuri canon thread, I was wondering - all yukkuri children are considered daughters, right? I know there is the "father" / "husband" role in a family, but no "sons"?

Indeed!

At least, I've never seen it otherwise.

IINM, the Japanese works usually call them with gender neutral pronoun (?), something like children/little ones in English.

Referring to them as daughter... maybe just for convenience and variation of wording.

BTW, rather than Canon, it's more like how JIE (or is it someone else?) say it... we say out our headcanon and discuss whose idea make sense for us. ^^;

It's a little confusing, since marisas seem to always be considered boys and reimus girls. But then they can switch roles (though rarely).

I prefer just using neutral or feminine words ("daughter", "mommy", "she", or plain old "little one"). Using "daddy" or "husband" to refer to marisas seems...wrong.

---Quotes removed because i dont how they work, apparently it isnt like minecraft forums...---

J:I’m gonna try to take a stab at answering this:

I’ve seen a gullet in a cross-section of a reimu.

H:Well, i didn know that, but even when cut in half, i only saw them to simply have filling.

J:Apparently, there’s a limit as to what sort of matter can be turned into filling. (It’s a false generic to call the filling “bean paste,” because only a few species have bean paste fillings.) Jalapeños will kill reimus and marisas, but meilings will thrive on them. For yukukos and yoshikas, there are far fewer limits as to what can be turned into their respective fillings.

H:Apparently, such limit is on the effects themselfes, if its spicy food, only Meilings thirve, if not maybe its safe.

J:Actually, I think it’s a misnomer to say that it’s “expired.” I’d think that the filling they push out their assholes starts to expire. When it’s still part of them, the filling is prevented from expiring.

H:They eat and shit with no interval to the food be digested, so i am kinda confused, because the paste should expire as a whole, not simply whats close to their asses.

J:Not if it’s a nitori.

H:I know, i was asking why they do dissolve, and why their tongues dosent, and how they store water inside them after drinking since it disolve them.

J:Some of them have dry fillings, rinnosukes, utsuhos and yukas being notable examples.

H:I didn know that, but i think that a wet filling serves to aid the muscules to move, in similar fashion as blood, without it, we are dry and we wouldn be able to move, for the lack of better words, we need to be greasy inside with blood to move smoothly, same as yukkuris.

J:The tongues do have superior resistance, but that resistance comes from magic. Once they die, that resistance is gone because the magic keeping them alive is gone.

H:I didn know about the tougue part, but for most, lets call the yukkuris japanese golems, stuff magically given life thru magic.

J:That’s just my theory on it, though.

H:Well, i kinda agree with a few points, true story.

> but even when cut in half, i only saw them to simply have filling.

And space for the mouth, and eyeballs. Because if there's no hole for mouth when they're cut in half, then it means their mouth is as real as the train tunnel Will E. Coyote draws.

The strangelet explanation seems to make sense. But unlike the quantum physics', yukkuri's "strangelet" convert things their way (slowly, slowly).

About the expired paste, maybe we should turn back a bit to how the paste is considered as "expired".
- It decomposed ? But yukkuri has certain resistance against disease. Other than mold, maybe they even convert the pathogens into paste.
- It dries out ? Human's colon also draw out water out of our waste before excreting, except when having diarrhea.
- It gathers uneasy memories to be disposed (like blood cell gather waste from cellular activities), compact it to group of "expired" paste and throw it out. But because paste means life, it will have to wait until new food come in or they'll lose too much body mass.

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BTW, I think non Reimu/Marisa types should be excluded from discussion. They're just Marisa/Reimu type with redesigned appearance and "bean paste" being Replace All-ed with any new filling without need for consistency.

Kinda agree with you there, but about uneasy memories, this is valid for newborn yukkuris too, how newborn yukkuris can eat and shit (and disposes uneasy memory) if there no uneasy memory in first place?

Well, yukkuris are very subvert to disease, they will die quickly, its like they have AIDS in their cells (death by normal disease due to AIDS).

About the dried out part, i may disagree, yukkuris are bouncy and full of water, their shit dosent have nutritional values, like their bodies (WTF would eat a yukkuri?), so this is why its called expired, its merely nutritionless parts.

Also i like to call the fillings in general of paste, just a preference, at least its better calling it shit.