I don't hate the anon, he's doing the rational thing because he thought Reimu was trying to kill his beloved pets. The lying marisa however earned a special place in the hit list.
*Update* Top to bottom, right to left. From now on I'll put the parts in Japanese quotes in [square brackets], comments in (( double brackets )) and sound effects in *asterisks*
[ "Hm? Hello... Ooh, hey how're you! You're outside already? It's a bit sooner than I expected! Hahaha, don't fret. I'll come right now! Yeah" ]
"Yu'" [ "You understand, right? You say you tripped by yourself" ]
[ "If you say something funny I'll send these that I happened to catch" ] "Yu'!?"
[ "The moment you shook the tank and sank her. The moment you bit her." ]
[ "And, Marisa's report" ]
"Reimyu took Marisha and pulled her into mister water and sank her and bit her and stomped her..."
Oh, so the owner doesn't know anything, and the photographic evidence was for Reimu. Pretty silly of her to agree to anything though, even admiral Ackbar would figure it out.