i don't understand this 'unfortunate events' tag. i mean, what's unfortunate anyway? the fact yukkuri marisa had sex with wild yukkuri reimu and made bunch of kids so the owner kicking them out? or they got hungry and decided to steal donuts so the store anon beating the crap outta them? i say it's just meeting conseqeunces for its choices.
Well, I have finished editing the text. I want to edit sfx, as most of them are easy to clean, but that is a slow and tedious process and the series is damn long, so it is going to take a while (more likely forever). For that reason I've uploaded them at YFT: http://groups.google.es/group/yufanfics/files, so you can read them.
Many thanks Barbonymus for the translation, it was sure a fuckton of text.