According to an anon, the yukkuri did random stuff for everybody, which included installing a camera in Marisa's house for Alice and selling photos of Chen to Ran.
But the last two were "Eirin's test subject" and "Flandre's playmate". I'm guessing that's how the yukkuri ends up with an eye patch and broken...hair?
Rugal/Yukari was a pairing in a fanart I saw a while ago. Makes sense, Yukari grabbing someone rich and strong for herself. As badass as Rugal is, what with merely losing an eye to an attack from a demigod that was intended to *kill*, there's really nothing the guy can do if Yukari decides to grab him as her little toy =D
Translated: 1. Collected mushroom and handed it to Marisa (profit: 100 yen)
2. Delivered fabrics to Alice' house (profit: 300 yen)
3. Washed an unknown laundry in Kourindou (profit: 500 yen)
4. Checked to see whether the SDM's gatekeeper is properly doing her job. Did some punishment if she fell asleep in her duty. (profit: 2500 yen)
5. Furtively left some manjuu near Reimu. (profit: -500 yen)
6. Reimu accidentally locked me up inside the donation box. (profit: 0 yen)
7. Delivered teas to Remilia. (profit: 10,000 yen)
8. kuawsedrftgyhujikolp (wtf)
9. Performed a concert together with Noukarin. (profit: Charity)
10. Delivered cream-filled pasta to Hakugyokuro. (profit: 3 Lottery Tickets)
Lottery result: 1st try: 300 yen 2nd try: 3000 yen 3rd try: 30000 yen Total: 33300 yen!
11. Secretly delivered a book about alchemy to the library. (profit: 100 yen)
12. Returned the books that were brought out without permission from the library. (books that were stolen by Marisa) (profit: 3500 yen)
13. Helped carry a baggage by an old man I've recently acquainted. (profit: 30 yen)
14. I should have gathered a nice sum of money now. Reimu will be delighted by this. Let's take a quick stroll for a break!
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15. Handed raw materials to Eirin for some experiment. (profit: 15,000 yen)
16. Placed a miniature camera inside Marisa's house. (profit: 30,000 yen) (Alice watching in front of the screen) (Marisa: I feel someone's watching me -ze...)
17. Created a Chen video to popularize her more. (profit: 50,000 yen)
18. I think it's about time to stop. No, I think I'll go for a bit more.
19. I'm getting dizzy. Just a little more.
20. Delivered beer to ZUN. (profit: 20,000 yen)
21. Teruyo (Kaguya) made me do some job. (profit: 100,000 yen)
22. Obtained a live pad. (profit: 150,000 yen)
22. Became a guinea pig in Eirin's experiment. (profit: 250,000 yen)
Not that I'm not grateful for the translation, but there's more to be translated like in the text bubbles and stuff. Also, if you right click and uncheck play while the flash is playing at certain parts, hidden messages will pop up.
You know, I just noticed something... Most if not all of the characters that show up in the blue bubble are naked! Might have to remove the family_friendly tag.