Forgot to add this is similar to the japanese manga scenario where a guy walks into hoodlums and they pretend to be seriously hurt and demand money for the "medical bill".
Cashier: Are you all right, ma'am! (stiltedly) To be on the safe side, we'd better get you to the hospital right away...!
5. SFX: Piku (twitch)
SFX: twitchTo be on the safe sideAre you all right, ma'am! (stiltedly)...! Wait... this is my chance!Dwaddyy!All my bones are broken!Marisaaa!serious harassment!She's shifted intoYou...It's an act of violence!SFX: reroreroSFX: roll rollWe'd better get you to hospital right away...!Mister kicked Marisaaa!