Interesting note: some of the Chinese characters used are incorrect. They're homonyms of the actual intended ones, though. Looks like the Chinese equivalent of slurring/putting " next to all the Japanese characters.
Yuaaah! Can't take it eassy!
Mishder Burds shdob id eazzy qwikleeeeeeeeeeYUYuyuyu---
Mister birds, why would you do something like this!?YUBAAAAABBBIEEES!
SHTOOOOOP IDDD!Go die easy!