「すーりすーり…すーりすー…り……」 「……あったかくないよぅ……しあわせーじゃないよぅ……」 「…ゅ……ゆわあああぁぁん!おにいさあああん! かえってぎでぇぇぇぇ!ゆんやああぁぁぁ!」 ----- Rubrub...rub r...ub..... ...It's not warm at all...It's not happiness at all.... ...yu....YUAAAAAANNNN! MISTEEEEEEEEEER! COME BAAAAAAACK! YUNYAAAAAaaaaa! -----
See the bright side little reimu, mister is taking it easy in the great easy heaven, were no shitheads, annoying yukkus and other uneasy stuff are present, when it becomes your time, you may go as well.
All we need now is a fanfic story about this yukkuri reimu. For example... Her owner was is a rich old man who died and left his entire fortune to her on his will so she can take it easy for the rest of her yu life.
You know the same generic story Hollywood has done like "over 9,000" times.