Good thing yukkuris add their Easiness bonus to skill checks. I prefer rolling up a Patchouli though so I can get those extra skill points for cases like this.
Easiness is like Sanity for yukkuris; more is better and being Uneasy is like going crazy. No joke, actually tried putting together a Yukkuri RPG. Not sure why.
The thing is that easiness is not as important in the global view as yukkuris make it to be, specially considering how uneasy yukkuris can be while claiming they are easy.
In a fallout enviroment, being in easy would be pretty much take a break, sit on a bench in the town, pull out a nuke cola or random beverage or whisky, eat some highly durable food, iguana bits or something else, meanwhile just enjoying the random npc's interaction.
Yet Yukkuris make such a huge deal of it now a days.....it's like.....if they were meant to make a huge deal because they were meant to treasure every small easy moment their lives would had because they were meant to be the chew bone and buttmonkey of the world.....
Woah, now it makes sense, it's not like they represent easiness or take it easy as much as they claim, but they must treasure the little to few easy moments they would had because they are destined to have a horrible and shitty life....It's so clear now....yet a grim revelation of the yukkuri's purpose on the world....to appreciate and treasure the easiness that they'll barely have.
I think there wouldn't be ghoul or super mutant yukkuris, if someone made a mod of Fallout 3 adding yukkuris to the enviroment i think it would be something like this:
Koyukkuris in yukkuris village or dumb enough to follow their parents on the wilderness = radroaches that just can't damage you, only bother you, but their attack worth is 0 and you only get the "hit effect" as a "notice a shitty manjuu attacking you"
Average Yukkuris everywhere = MoleRats/Savage Dogs but less dangerous
Dosus big yukkuri villages or special encounters with a big group of hunter yukkuris = Super Mutant with either less armor or less health but maybe as big as a super mutant with a single, easy to dodge yet still dangerous to some degree "Plasma Blast/Tesla Cannon Blast", overall it's still easy to kill since it only has 1 attack and it's big enough to not miss, but you have to be careful about the energy blast.
Any species of yukkuris could be part of those 3 categories. Though Remiryas and Flandres could be friendly wild animals that act like the flying radio bots or the flying big mosquitos thingies, and would attack anything that is a normal yukkuri or, anything that attacks them.
Utsuhos could be either part of a Weapon or a Companion that can be obtained in a BoS facility out of their nuclear Fat Boy esque capacity, but less radioactive because of being Fusion so you get a Fat boy with the same fire power but less rad side effect.
Dammit, that line ot thought just made me wish more for a Yukkuri Mod in Fallout 3 =_=
Easiness was more of an internal/group thing specific to yukkuris. And having too much of it put one dangerously close to trash territory. I'd post what I came up with in the Google group except I deleted all my notes. It was pretty much only for trolling 4chan's /tg/ since can't imagine anyone actually playing as yukkuris.
That sounds great. One could also make a mod installing a separate 'Easy Place' map with pre-war settings, trees and vegetation (as in Oasis and Point Lookout) and water with nothing related to war and radiation, where lots of yukkuri live. It'd make it feel more like going out to troll yukkuris.
Yukkuris start popping out in the Capital Wasteland, people go wut? you are tasked to investigate, then you find the "Easy Oasis" a land that still is fertile and shit, sadly, little by little getting ravaged by, GASP, the yukkuri's, ironically there your contact would be a....group of intelligent platinum tieresque Yukkuris, that knowing of the potential of Mister Humans, ask the Vault Dweller to Erradicate the main Savage , read shithead trash, Yukkuris villages and kill the Behemot Dosu that leads them, stoping their ruining of the easy land and making sure they wouldn't spread their influence to the capital wasteland.
Gameplay wise, even if you complete the quests, there would still be shithead yukkuris around for your enjoyment, and they would still spawn, it would be like the oasis quest, even if you choose to harold spread his influence, it won't make the wasteland change in time, but, storywise, you completed the quest and it will influence the world sooner or later.
Hello again, my beautiful America. This is your President, John Henry Eden, and it's time we had a chat?
It's time we discussed something rather important. The issue at hand is, well, the yukkuris. These disgusting talking pastries don't care about you. They don't care about America! All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. Let's take a tally of these mutant buns, shall we? There are of course the deibus, those arrogant annoyances who roam the wastes, preying on all, stealing, murdering. The so-called patchouli type yukkuris. Don't be fooled by their pseudo-polite manners. These thin-skinned cream puffs are nothing more than common gutter trash with access to some antiquated books. Gutter trash who have had the audacity to claim this country's most important storehouse of knowledge, the Library of Congress, as their own personal "easy place"! And what about the alice rape bands of Paradise Falls? The frighteningly irradiated utsuhos of Underworld? And last but not least, the hideously numerous gutter trash yukkuris that have completely overrun the entire downtown D.C. area. Arrogance, home invasions, refreshing. They're all around us I know, I know. But not for long, sweet America. Oh, no. The Enclave will restore peace, order and prosperity to this great nation. And the yukkuris who oppose and demand we "take it easy" will be removed, forever.
And now, dearest America, we must say farewell. For there are many yukkuris to smash, and the Enclave never rests. Never. Until we meet again, this is your President, John Henry Eden, signing off.
And so, The Enclave had a sudden heel fate turn, realizing through the yukkuris that there were more hideous and worse things in the world than ghouls, Brootherhood of Steel and super mutants. And since then, they activery started to work to erradicate yukkuris, riders, slavers and supremacist super mutants, while helping the inhabitants of the Wastelands...
In that case, have this: *film begins* A EASE-TEC Presentation
"Leaving Mister Vault"
Remember these basic rules easy!
Rule 1: Line up easy!
Rule 2: Beware of Mister Sun! Mister Sun can't take it easy and will burn your cute mister eyes and make it so you can't take it easy!
Once outside Mister Vault, prepare for easy days in houses that Mister Humans built! Mister Humans have lots of sweet-sweets, but can't take it easy so it's okay to take them!
INTERACTING WITH MISTER HUMAN! Step 1: Enter Mister Human's house! Step 2: Tell Mister Human the house is now your easy place! Step 3: Tell Mister Human he's your slave, and to bring you sweet-sweets and then drop dead easy! Step 4: TAKE IT EASY!
The End *film ends*
::Vault Door opens:: ::Outside, Enclave soldiers watch the vault open and a group of yukkuris, led by a dosumarisa and dosureimu, emerge:: "TAKE IT EA-" ::The yukkuris are quickly cut to shreds by a barrage of fire from miniguns:: ::Zoom into the face of an Enclave soldier, the muzzle flashes and ejected shell casings reflecting off his power armor's eyepieces:: *cut to black*
There is as well, the Oblivion mod that hads yukkuris as monsters, and considering how people are able to port oblivion mods to Fallout 3 because of engine compability....of course, it may better be used as a base, since we woudl still need a proper gibs gore system for the yukkus and add the proper voiceover.