Yuu! Mister human, take it easy! I thought I heard something, but it was a yukkuri. Strays probably, small and dirty. [We are a big family da ze!] [Reimu is "Pregnant." So please give us some sweet sweets. A lot is okay] [We will wech you shee cute little ones] [Showwy fow being sho cyute~!] Shweeet shweet! Shweeet shweet!! If these things hadn't said anything, I was planning to just overlook them, but they just had to say whatever they wanted....** Even though I'm busying myself all day trying to find a job, these things actually have the nerve to demand such a thing...
*SQUISH*
[Yu? AaaaAAAaaaAA!? DEIBU'Z BABIESZZZZZ!!] [WHY DO YOU DO DIZZZZ!?] You're a big family, aren't you? I'm just "Reducing the mouths to feed"? With this, the problem is solved, be thankful [Yunyaaaaaaaa! Reimyu's cyute wittle shishhhhhhhhh!] [Yue~n! WHY JO YOU JO JISH?] (Combination of angry and baby slur) [Yuu?] [What ish dish?] Oh my, the tiny ones don't seem to understand.
[Yummyyy! Super Yummyyyy!!] [Mwunch, mwunch, Happinech-!!] [LLLLLIDDDLE ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!? DOND EAD THE LIDDLE ONEZZZZZZ!?] [SDOB ID ZE *DROOL* HURRY UP AND SDOB ID DA ZEEE!] [(Barf barf)] [Yunyaaaaa! Big shishhhhhh!] Uwah, like a drawing from hell. Hey, tiny. Is it good? If you say bye bye to those, I'll let you eat every day. [Weawwy!? Pwenchy of shweet shweets!] [Pawench dat donch give us shweet shweets get wost!] WHY DO YOU ZAY DATTTT!!?
*SQUISH*
Well, I was kidding.
[Yu...? Li...ttle...one?] [LIttle on...*gulp*] Uhee, how dirty. I didn't even step on them that hard. Well, now all at once your numbers have gone down, good for you all. [(twitch twitch)] [Yuuuu!? Big shish ish shakinggggg! Misther! Donch chake it eajy and help big shish!] Help...even if you say that Yukkuri..What are you? If I give you sweet stuff, it will fix you?
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**Impossible to reasonably translate the pissed-off-feeling in the last lines