And then, give it some water. But not enough to restore, just enough for it to be able somehow move and somehow speak. It would be thirsty as hell, and you can place some hard-to-reach water in its sight so you can laugh at yukkuris puny and silly attempts to drink it.
actualy, I would say he is one of the pro "USE THE DAMN CONTEXT CORRECT VERSION, ESPECIALY IF IT INVOLVES A JOKE RELYING ON A SPECIFIC MEANING", people.
>.> <.<
god i hate translators that are unwilling to accept that they may need to translate a word differantly than usual to preserve the intended meaning.