1) "Can you close your eyes and look away for a little bit?" "Yu! Is that all?" "It's easy easy!"[or "It's easy slowly!" or "It's yukkuri easy!"] *turn* *snatch*
2) "Don't look over here until I say so, okay?" "I understand easy!" "Little ones too, listen to what onii-san says easy okay!" "Let's close your little eyes together with mommie, okay!" "Yu...!!" "...!!"
3) "You can look over here now" "Easy understoo..."
4) "d..." "....!!" "Nn''-!! Nn''-!!"
5)
"Yu''..." "UWAAAAAA"
6) "Liddle onez!! Dage id eajyyyy!!!" "Eajy!!! Yugu'... YuUUUUU!!!!" "....!!" "-----!!"
7) "Onii-saaaan!! WHRYYYY Did ywu do zomething lige dwiss!!!" "I said I wouldn't crush them, but I didn't say I wouldn't do anything to them, didn't I?"
8) "All of this is because you Give birth to kids who poo poo [larger font] is why this happens understand it easy okay(laugh)" "Give birth to kids who don't poo poo from now on"
Yukkureimus generally are like that. When left on their own, with no Oniisan or other Yukkuri types to interfere with their daily ease, they are pretty much harmless, downright cute.
...but, christ.. anyaru plugs. The little blobs can't even jump properly now. ..those ko's really did NOT deserve that, and thus they deserved it. No, nothing wrong with my logic =D