Left to right ignoring the screams "Dwaddie~! Dwaddy~!" "Dwaddie~" "Where did you go?" (Middle Text) "Trouble! Remillia is biting!" (it's vague as to whether he means himself or reimu)
Bottom right: Sfx (top): zubo (Reimu being lifted by the fork and possibly sliding off the tines?--suggested translation: jerk) Reimu: YU Reimu: Sh- shdob id, eajy...