Yuuuuuu! The bath's mister floor is all slippery so Reimu can't do jump-jump.... Heave-yu! Heave-yu! Whyyyy* can't Reimu get out!? Reimu hasn't done anything wrong! What'll Reimu do? When mister sunset is gone, mister bath's hot water will turn on! If Reimu doesn't get out of here before then, Reimu will melt... Yu......Mister floor, mister walls, stop being mean and let Reimu out, okay..... Yu, mister hot water is coming! Stop it, okay? Stop it easy, okay? Yuuu! Whyyyy* is mister water being so meeeeean!? Running away to the other side, easy! Mister water! Stay away, okay? Stay away! --It's no use..... Mister water won't stop..... Doing gulp-gulp! ..........It's no good. There's too much mister water..... Reimu is done for..... Mister, save Reimu.
anko2821 The Reimu in the Bathroom
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In these sentences, only the first word was slurred ("dobojide"). Since "why" doesn't slur well in English, I stretched it out to "whyyyy" to convey Reimu's distress.
I love this picture and I love the text. Dunno why, it seems so fun and miserable at the same time. I like particularly the fact that the last sentence ends with a "." instead of exclamations or such.
Well it's kinda funny how it tries to bargain in vain with non sentient objects or materials and expect them to do what she says.
Some theorize that because they were technically a non sentient object before MAGIC happened, that yukkuris may mistakenly think that every object is as sentient as them when that's not the case.
JojoBizarro said: Why do people keep saying “melt” when they mean “dissolve”? Yukkuris dissolve in water. Melting is when a solid is heated to a liquid state.
It's a quirk from translating the original source, which everyone has been using ever since, even if the meaning isn't exactly accurate.
Man, why do people raise objections to nonexistent organisms made entirely of sugar. I mean come on people, you'd need a triglyceride system in order to manufacture cell walls in the yukkuri to prevent a pH imbalance from destroying the DNA of the yukkuri. I mean the notion that yukkuri even obey any of the rules we currently apply to organic lifeforms is ridiculous. So, in the rules of this "science" you so desperately cling to, the scientist who discovers a phenomenon gets to name it. Since the colloquium seems to be "melt" we can only assume the discoverer of this yukkuri phenomenon named it melt and thats what its called.
We have an equivalent to the First Amendment here in Japan too. Also, it’s not about “clinging to the rules of science.” It’s about using the correct terminology.
Yuuuuuu! The bath's mister floor is all slippery so Reimu can't do jump-jump....
Heave-yu! Heave-yu!
Whyyyy* can't Reimu get out!? Reimu hasn't done anything wrong!
What'll Reimu do? When mister sunset is gone, mister bath's hot water will turn on!
If Reimu doesn't get out of here before then, Reimu will melt...
Yu......Mister floor, mister walls, stop being mean and let Reimu out, okay.....
Yu, mister hot water is coming! Stop it, okay? Stop it easy, okay?
Yuuu! Whyyyy* is mister water being so meeeeean!?
Running away to the other side, easy!
Mister water! Stay away, okay? Stay away!
--It's no use..... Mister water won't stop.....
Doing gulp-gulp!
..........It's no good. There's too much mister water.....
Reimu is done for..... Mister, save Reimu.The Reimu in the Bathroom