Man, I'm learning all kinds of cooking terms here. (Well, "violated" isn't a cooking term.)
Suggested correction: 3: To reduce sliminess, rinse with a hot mixture of 500 ccs of Yuuka-nyan pee-pee(※1) and one tablespoon of diluted Yuuka-nyan poop.
4: (no correction)
(※1)"100% Violated Yuuka-nyan Delicious Pee-Pee" A popular item now available from 1980 Sweet-Sweets.*
*I'm not sure how the "1980 ama-ama" part fits in, but I thought the sentence made sense if it was the name of a business.