TL: Hello, I'm from the County "Deparment of Miscellany." Your Reimu was taken into custody, so I've come to return her. She had an ID chip implanted in her when she was born, so we were able to identify her right away. Isn't that great? Her children are fine, too! Regarding their birth registrations, that'll be 50,000 yen each... [/TL]
This prompted some discussion about how to get around the exorbitant pet registration fees given in this story. People suggested buying unregistered "livestock" yukkuris and keeping them as pets, or secretly breeding yukkuris at home and never registering them.