Kyoureimu: Hang in there! Don't die! Let's take it easy together
Reimu: Ch... chi... chil...dren
Reverse-trap: What the... it's still alive
Trap: I don't want my clothes to get dirty, so I went easy on it. Trap: Lets leave them alone already
A: How about we go eat at sesos'[?] house B: Shall we talk until we're there!? B: You know, there was a incredible cute puppy at the park!! C: Ah, do you want coffee? Do you want black tea? Or perhaps, do you want m- D: Coffee Sfx: Zoro zoro zoro
Yukari and the reverse-trap have something in common: calling them old will leave you with an umbrella up in multiple orifices.
Well, I guess that one might react particularly violently when talking, mobile confectionery bursts into one's house and messes it up. Oh, and little shits are rude, too. Good work, EE. Awesome translation.
Sfx: Besha... - Splat A: How about we go eat at sesos'[?] house - They're(yukkuri) going to be eaten by them(dogs) anyway. B: Shall we talk until we're there!? - Anyway, shall we talk inside!? Sfx: Zoro zoro zoro - *the sound of the animals gathering. Rustling?*