Well to be honest every yukkuri in this story is Shitty, like there isn't a non shitty yukkuri, even the victims are shitty...I wonder if Hy makes his yu's out of yu-shit instead of proper yu stuff >_>...
Flap all you want you piece of shit. It only make me crush you more...
Seeing this, Mother Reimu dragged her weakened body over to Little Reimu. "YUAAAAAAAAAAA! LITTLE ONEEEEEEEEEE! DON'T THROW UP YOUR PAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTE!"
Having already lost her flour-and-paste-related little one, now even her adopted child was about to die...
"Yuyu, that really does look pitiful... Dosu will show her great mercy!" "Dosu" Marisa said upon seeing the situation."Do you see, Stupid Reimu? The Great Dosu is here ze! You are all the Great Dosu's shitty slaves! Understand, shitty slave!" Popular Marisa said.
Little Reimu received the unendurable impact of having her dreams annihilated. Even though she was going to become a very easy leader soon! Even though it was her most trusted Popular Idol! Even though she was going to have a shining future! All of it crumbled under the weight of cruel reality!
"Yuyu... yuyu... yuuuGggghhuuohhh... ID NOCH... ID NOCH... UUUUHHHUUU... MICHTER PWASTE... DONCH COME OUCH EAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...""Dosu is right here ze! Who needs punishing?" One-Eyed Marisa pulled off her eyepatch, revealing that the hidden eye had "DOS" tattooed onto it.
"Yuyu, Uncle Marisa is "Dosu." The real deal Uncle Dosu! Isn't shitty slave going to kneel?"
Someone had stabbed out this Marisa's eye and tattooed the word "DOS" over the eye in the past. So she began to call herself "Dosu" in order to intimidate others."IDDDZ NOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD! IIIIDDZZ NODDDD WIIIIIKE DAAAAAAAAT! DAAAAATCH NOOOOOOOD WHAAAAAD YOU SAAAAAIIIIDDDDDD! LIAR... LIAARS MUUST BE PUNISHED! PUNISHED! PUNISHED! DOSU SAID THAT LIAARS MUST BE PUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHED!"
Little Reimu cried and screamed.