They are so adorably, enthusiastically stupid. If they're "lucky", the scarred Marisa will just slap them around for daring to challenge it, before leaving them to the elements.
Righteous puffing is stronger than apathetic puffing
Don'ch wowwy Mar'cha! Becaushe when id comesh choo da cwunch da wewwiabwe Big Shish wiww pwotect you!Sho show Shishter Powa and beat da stwanger yukkuwi!Wighteoush yukkuwi wiww nachuwawwy twiumph ober ebiw yukkuwi!Ich ash Mar'cha shaysh! Ich Weimyu and Mar'cha'sh eajy pwashe! Weimyu and Mar'cha are wight!Pyuff!!Yuyuoo!Yuwaa...! Big shish ish cyoow!
"cyoow" -> coolPyuff!Dach wight! Big shish ish cyoow!Reimyu wiww do pyuff! choogejer!Yu!?