I did not read this through before starting to translate and didn't know takai takai had to be made into a pun-friendly word Σ(゜д゜;)
Okay, here we go
{insert pun here}Be grateful for cute Reimu closing her eyes for youYu,
Very wellYu?
Maicha chloshd her eyeshAlright, fineWe aren't done til I'm taking it easy too!Eh!?
You too!?You haven't upsy daisy'd Reimu yet!Something important?Mister human forgot something really important!Look over here!
Look at Reimu!Mister human
Mister human!...That's greatYubyeeee~nMaicha ishn'd schum~Weawwy?
Weawwy weawwy?That's what she saidHow nice,
she says you're not scum anymoreYUPEEEE!?Alright!
You shut your eyes tooHey, close your eyes for a little bitObviously!Reimu!Huh?
You're still here?Da meansh Maicha can shdill be wich mishta~Yuaaaaa~
Yaaaaay~Yeah reallyWeawwy?
Maicha ishn'd schum?The End