I was able to translate some iPod sentences, the ones below the large text block: It's yum-yum~ Get born fast~ Drop dead easy!! Drop dead easy!! Nhoooo!! Babies refresh--! Oh, pitiful pitiful
If programming is successful, we'll get feral rapist Yukkuri babies.
TL: Reimu's baby isn't taking it easy at all! Reimu doesn't want a baby! Baby that doesn't take it easy should die quickly! Reimu will squash baby as soon as she's born! It'd be good if Remilia ate you! Baby can't take it easy!
It's a sweet-sweet do~ Get born quickly do~
Drop dead easy! Drop dead easy!
nhoooooo! Refreshing with a baby!
Oh, pitiful, pitiful
Yuaaaaaaa! Reimu's baby, be easy! Take it easy with mommy!