Whisper to him "Yukkuris cause more harm to the average American farmer than Chinese agricultural products", and see what happens.
For one, maybe the ongoing trade war would somewhat cease in intensity as global attention shifts to yukkuris and ways to wipe them off the face of the earth. That way, we'd also enjoy the bonus of not having to deal with these retards and the headache they cause anymore.
*P/S: better wipe the yukkuris out quick before Canttakeiteasy jumps in and starts to wreck humanity with his hypotheses and plots >_>
Whisper to him "Yukkuris cause more harm to the average American farmer than Chinese agricultural products", and see what happens.
For one, maybe the ongoing trade war would somewhat cease in intensity as global attention shifts to yukkuris and ways to wipe them off the face of the earth. That way, we'd also enjoy the bonus of not having to deal with these retards and the headache they cause anymore.
*P/S: better wipe the yukkuris out quick before Canttakeiteasy jumps in and starts to wreck humanity with his hypotheses and plots >_>
-__- if they were real and the rare ones have their touhou counterparts somehow gimped abilities, yukkuris wont ever be wiped out unless you have a powerful reality manipulator aiding in their extinction.
Immortality, teleportation, aspergic genius intelligence and other magical nonsense that would make our scientists and so called wiccans salivate at for decades or even centuries? A few surviving in the wild or captivity will make sure the species will continue to exist in one form or another.
The only ones who are likely to be exterminated are the common ones who are easy pickens for your average schmoe. So that means the most exterminating we would be doing are to those species that are unable to really defend themselves but are the likely source of what we consider as a pestilence because they are so prolific breeding and consuming stuff.
Coincidentally it is the same weaker species that seem to balance out the rare and powerful ones that seem to keep them in check as well -_- It's like the weak common ones continued existence make sure that powerful rare ones' populations do not get to a certain critical point of no return for some reason.