Being misconceived by some high-school girls that you are a lolicon can be one of the worst things available.
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You don't wanna feel my titties?Whaaaaaaat!?
What are you doing here!?
Just WHAT THE HAY are you doing now?Of course I won't you fool!
Speaking of feeling titties, you don't have any of them, do you?Ah, nope, you're getting it wrong!
This is, uh,
what should I say, a special case orMy goodness--Whoa--...*Squeeze Squeeze*