EasyV said: Turns out this one is a "family friendly" story!
Really deserves to be put in quotes.
Here's a shortened version of the Anko:
Reimu is a dumb, silly but gentle Yu; running around in the wild, she entered through a hole and ended up in a garden, the first thing she thought and did was eating of all the grass on the garden. The house owner took notice and thought of getting rid of her but considering that there weren't any other houses nearby that would complain and the fact that Reimu seems to have no intention of going inside the house, he let her stay and treated her almost like a pet, but Reimu was too focused on munching the grass that she didn't even notice someone was there. One day, the owner gave her a bronze badge as a gift for taking so much care for his garden, even if it took 5 minutes for Reimu to understand who was talking to her, she couldn't help but jump with joy. Reimu's life didn't actually change much, she spent the day hopping around the house, munching on grass and bugs, or sleeping inside of an abandoned dog house. It seemed like another normal day, Reimu was munching as usual until an unfamiliar voice emerged from the hole in the hedge: "This will be Marisa's easy place!" Marisa, quickly took notice of Reimu, angry that someone is getting in her way of a new home, she hit Reimu with a rock and proceeded to jump on her several times until Reimu was starting to leak her pastes, Marisa was about to grab a stick and directly stab Reimu's core until an Alice came through the hedge, with a nest on her head with two koyus. Alice congratulated Marisa about the easy place they found for themselves, but when Marisa put her sights on Reimu again, there was nothing there. After being confused for a moment and almost thinking she might be insane; Marisa, Alice and her koyus went inside the spacious house, searching for all easy that they can take; Marisa had long suffered but now she was finally gonna get all the easiness for herself, her family and nobody else. Marisa slept and woke up soundly, but she noticed Alice and the Koyus were gone, "Are we playing hide and seek? I can't take it easy unless you greet back" Marisa went looking for her family, as time went on, she felt "something" looking down upon her, and once she noticed that "something", she begged them to apologize for having taken Marisa's family. That thing lifted up Marisa, and flames suddendly engulfed her. Marisa struggled but she could not escape the thing's grip as her face was being scorched. Once she was let go, Marisa was nothing but ash and debris, and so was everything around her.
Reimu woke up, thinking what happened was but a nightmare, and wanted to play with Marisa, but when she looked towards the house something appeared. "Mister, please take it easy" She greeted whoever was inside the house, but without returning the greetings, "it" dissapeared into the depths of the house. "Reimu is so stupid, she doesn't realize the obvious fact that no-one could live inside of that crumbled up, burnt house." "Reimu is so stupid, she doesn't realize 'it' isn't her mister." "Reimu is so stupid, that's why she doesn't know that robbers killed her Mister and burned the house many years ago." "Reimu is so stupid, therefore, she might've met and greeted the robbers who stomped her." "Reimu is so stupid, that's why she thinks she and her mister are alive"