Muramura-aki's output history is more along the lines of doing a load of stuff at once, then disappearing for a while then doing another, instead of doing updates weekly or so. Although he does leave a lot of time in between.
Easy expert provided translation in comment right above yours. Satori is slurring, but I assume that Easy Expert was having a hard time slurring in English (I sympathize) and didn't want to attach unslurred notes.
Thish man thinks Mish ish a stwange customer!Eajy!Satowi can read mishter humans' hearts! Isn't it amazing!Perhaps she wants something from me?You think that I'm a strange women as well!I won't come to this store again!Yukkuri Satoris mind-readingWha!?I knew it!What a strange customerConbini!Pistare~