I can only read bits of it without spending hours looking up all the big words and kanji, but from what I can read there's not much you can't guess from the pictures.
1) Show them their new house. You can buy a fancy yukkuri house or you can save money and use a cardboard box.
2) Tell them to crap in the toilet.
3) Whack them when they inevitably don't
4) If they ask why you did that, let them live. If they just yell "ID HURDZ!" and cry, dispose of them.
"After imprinting, let them onto your hand and transfer them to their cage. "Do not put them in their cage first. After they understand that you are their owner/foster parent, let them know all about their cage. This will cause them to realize, 'Owner also gave us a Mr. House.'"
"For the yukkuri house, buying a water bottle and other such yukkuri house items is fine, but here is some information for how to build your own using cardboard."
平皿 - dish ベッドは使い古しのタオレで充分 - For the bed, an old used towel is fine 側面が開くようにすると何かと便利 - It's convenient if the side can be opened 空き箱に新聞紙を敷いだトイレ(必須) - An empty box with newsprint is the toilet (essential) 床全体にも新聞紙を敷いておく - Also put newsprint along the entire floor
"Because the typical wild yukkuri nest is a small hole, as long as there is a wall and a bed they'll be happy with their home. Spending a lot on a fantastic house is unnecessary."
"When they start moving around the house, the first thing to do is teach them where the toilet is. Even if they're baby yukkuri, thanks to red bean paste heredity they understand the concept of a 'toilet,' so they'll confidently declare their comprehension."
"However, in the case of baby yukkuri, a verbal explanation will almost definitely not be remembered the first time. The instant they think 'Poo-poo is coming out,' all of their awareness and their promise to use the toilet are lost. *unsure The baby yukkuri you gave a meal earlier are pooing all over your floor, so..."
"It's punishment time. Flick them at the wall with your finger. If using a cardboard cage, you probably won't seriously injure the baby yukkuri."
"If one of them screams, 'It hurts, it hurts,' or starts abusing the angry owner,"
"finish it off. The difference between ones that should be killed immediately and ones that should be given another chance will be explained later."
"In the case of one that should be killed, using chopsticks as pictured is recommended. If you smash or cut, many pieces of the putrid corpse will scatter about and you will be inconvenienced by the extra cleaning."
"After taking it away do not dispose of it. Firmly take hold of the baby yukkuri remnants and show off the fatal wound. *unsure If you practice you can pierce the core of the body in one strike."
Jesus Christ I can see why everyone stopped trying to translate this gigantic mire of incomprehensible moonrunes.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you're fucking crazy. I love you for it, but you're crazy.
*Twitch**Twitch**Twitch*Whry are you dowing thattttt!?Yunyahhhhhh
Id hurdzzzzzzzFor the yukkuri house, buying something like an aquarium or yukkuri house is fine, but here it is recommended to build your own using cardboard.After taking it away do not dispose of it.
Firmly take hold of the baby yukkuri remnants and show off the fatal wound. *unsure
If you practice you can pierce the core of the body in one strike.In the case of one that should be killed, using chopsticks as pictured is recommended.
If you smash or cut, many pieces of the putrid corpse will scatter about and you will be inconvenienced by the extra cleaning.However, in the case of baby yukkuri, a verbal explanation will almost definitely not be remembered the first time.
The instant they think 'Poo-poo is coming out,' all of their awareness and their promise to use the toilet are lost. *unsure
The baby yukkuri you gave a meal earlier are pooing all over your floor, so...When they start moving around the house, the first thing to do is teach them where the toilet is.
Even if they're baby yukkuri, thanks to red bean paste heredity they understand the concept of a 'toilet,' so they'll confidently declare their comprehension.Because the typical wild yukkuri nest is a small hole, as long as there is a wall and a bed they'll be happy with their home.
Spending a lot on a fantastic house is unnecessary.After imprinting, let them onto your hand and transfer them to their cage.
Do not put them in their cage first. After they understand that you are their owner/foster parent, let them know all about their cage. This will cause them to realize, 'Owner also gave us a Mr. House.'YuYuYuyu-n!
This place ish easy!Ish like fwying in the sky!Understood, easy!!Mishter Futon ish so fwuffy, ze!Reimyu?Reimyuuuuu!?Finish it off.
The difference between ones that should be killed immediately and ones that should be given another chance will be explained later.It's punishment time.
Flick them at the wall with your finger.
If using a cardboard cage, you probably won't seriously injure the baby yukkuri.For the bed, an old used towel is finePlateDo poo poo and pee pee in that toilet. Understood?If one of them screams, 'It hurts, it hurts,' or starts abusing the angry owner,Also put newsprint along the entire floorAn empty box with newsprint is the toilet (essential)It's convenient if the side can be openedRecommendations for Abuse 2-2