1) Up Right: Ouchh!! [or 'Id hurrrds'[sic]] Low Right: Excruciatingggg!![sic] Up Left: Yugiiiii!! Low Left: Wanna tage id eajyyyy!!![sic]
2) Up Right: Bud!![sic] Low Right: If Reibu obens her moud now da baby can'd dage id eajy!![sic] Up Left: So!! [or "Dat'z wry!!"[sic]] Low Left: Reibu won'd oben her moud eben if zhe dies!!![sic]
3) Up Right: Yu'!? Mid: Gu Gu' [tug tug] Left: Bwaby!?[sic] Dwon'd gwo oudzide ogay![sic] Dage id eajy inzide da moud ogay!!![sic]
4) Right: Whry U try go oudzide!?[sic] Mid: Gugugu' [tug tug tug] Left: If U go oud naow, U can'd dage id eajy wigggggght!?[sic]
5) Right: NgggiiiiiIII!!! Mid: Girigiri... [grinding teeth] Left: I won'd led u oud ebber!!![sic]
6) Right: Yu'!? Up Left: Yu finawwy undwersdood!!![sic] Low Left: Bwear id a widdle moar ogay!![sic]
7) After the third such incident, Koyukkuri Protective Services stepped in, and took custody of her remaining children.
Reimu was seen running after the KPS cart down the street of her tenament, accessory loose, screaming "My bwaibies!! Whry u tage Reibu's bwaibies!! Reibu nweeds er welfware chekgs!! I gan'd dage id eajy wike dwis!!"
The only response to her pleading was from the doorways and porches of nearby homes, "Ooh, pathetic pathetic".