Big shishh!! Pwotect me! Powtect weak Reimyu!!!Pikopikopikopikopiko*Shake*Big shish!Maacha will get little shish through this no mwatter what je!I cantch do that je! Get on Maacha's back je!Shurvive for the boshe of us!Reimyu can't go any farther...YuYufff, Yufff...Yuyu-!? Reimyu-! Why didj you fwall when there izhn't anything there?*Clench*!!*Spurt**Shine*Yu*Cute* <3It hwurts, mainly in my face!
A more literal translation since this is based on the "It hurts, mainly in my everything" meme, which was extrapolated as a speech pattern yukkuris also use for more specific painSlap!Yuah! It hwuts-!B-big shish... Run awayy...Poot