Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse! He rides across the nation, the Thoroughbred of Sin He got the application that you just sent in It needs evaluation, so let the games begin A heinous crime, a show of force (A murder would be nice, of course) Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, he's bad! The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware The grade that you receive will be your last, we swear So make the Bad Horse gleeful or he'll make you his mare So saddle up, there's no recourse It's hi-yo Silver! Signed, Bad Horse.