I'll do a rough translation, there's not too much here in general.
X month X date.
The baby Reimu lost consciousness halfway through. I charred her feet just right. Seeing Reimu like this, her sisters also passed out while rolling up their eyes. They pissed themselves in the process.
Because of you guys, I slightly burned my finger... So I woke it(Marisa) up by flicking it with my finger. Now, how will I abuse them?
bottom. "___ the __th" (calendar date) "The baby Reimu fainted halfway through. I've thoroughly cooked it and burnt its foot. Seeing the expression on the Reimu's face, its sisters' eyes roll back into their heads. It seems they're so shocked they've wet themselves. Ah, dammit. Thanks to you twits, my finger got a little bit burnt. I'm mad now, so I've decided to wake one up with a flick to the forehead. Now then, what abuses shall I inflict on them next?"
X the Xth
The baby Reimu fainted halfway through. I've thoroughly cooked it and burnt its foot.
Seeing the expression on the Reimu's face, its sisters' eyes roll back into their heads. It seems they're so shocked they've wet themselves.
Ah, dammit. Thanks to you twits, my finger got a little bit burnt. I'm mad now, so I've decided to wake one up with a flick to the forehead.
Now then, what abuses shall I inflict on them next?"