Bad Reimu, you DO NOT take advantage of and disrespect a good children's story hero such as Anpan-Man. I feel like trying to translate a bit because I like Anpan-Man.
1st panel Reimu: Reimu is a single mother so... Koreimu: Yu- Yu- Reimu: So because of that she's so pitiful. 2nd panel Anpan-Man: Yeah yeah. Eat it up easy..... Koreimu: Yay~ Sweet-sweets santa~ Reimu: You understand old geezer! I shall let the usable old geezer become cute Reimu's slave. 3rd panel (never learned kanjis, so i'll pass for someone else to translate, seems to be saying something about not confusing him with Yukkuris even if they are both bean-jam pastries)
3rd panel: Even if we both have bean jam for brains, don't lump me in with the yukkuris.
Was it you? If you said I was related to yukkuris, I don't want anything to do with you.* [Not sure about that last part. Also might be "I won't be responsible for what happens to you." Or something.]
Oh fuck this thing is real? Saw it mentioned in a book on izakayas, figured it wasn't anything much. I was wrong. Look at that face. Looks like it has cheek-eyes and puffing like an angry yukkuri. Ripping chunks of its head off like its nothing. Freaky three-eyed monstrosity. I need more drinks.
Of course ripping chunks off his head is nothing for Anpan-Man! He doesn't mind and will just bake a new head later, returning to full strength to punish evil (or bad yukkuris) with his mighty AN-PUNCH!!