Agh, this took me _forever_ to translate. There are still parts that sound kind of awkward. Sorry.
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Title: Various Yukkuri Investigations Done at Home BY Sales-aki
1.(PIC) Marisa: No-je!!
Premature Reimu: Yukkyuchu! Yukitchi!
SFX: Ga Ga [gobble/chomp/etc.]
Reimu: Hafucchofu*... Good! This shit's good! Yufuhhau!!* [*If those are supposed to be words, I don't know what they are. Maybe they're just eating noises.]
1. (TEXT) Today I received three baby yukkuris that were going to be disposed of.
They're for my experiment, "What ultimately happens to yukkuris if they don't poop?," which is something I've been wondering about a lot lately.
First, I smear glue on the anyarus of these three.
I put them in a fishtank.
I give them lots of sweets.
Whoa, they're scarfing it down like crazy. Looks like they haven't realized they can't poop any more.
All right! (LOL) At this rate, I should get results soon!
2. (PIC) SFX: Buyo, puyo puyo (wobble/jiggle)
Kos: CHIRED OF SHWEET-SHWEETS! Bwing out mishter beefshteak! Wanna be punished?
Preimu: Poonish! Penish!* [*In Japanese, I _think_ she's trying to say "seisai" (punish), but garbling it and saying "shasei" (ejaculation). So I went with punish-->penis in English.]
2. (TEXT) The next day... An unexpected development. The yukkuris had the nerve to announce that they were tired of sweets!
They were saying things like "Gonna punish you!" and "Useless trash, hurry up and die, ze!"...The premature one even started saying dirty things.
I knew that yukkuris got bored with things quickly, but I never dreamed that they'd even get tired of their beloved sweet-sweets... in just half a day... and now what they're demanding isn't even something sweet!
Anyway, the sweets I prepared are all gone. Those gourd-shaped bottoms--are those all full of sweets!?
Those three are talking about "punishment" again.
It can't be helped... I guess I give up.
Wearily, I get up...
3. (PIC) SFX: GOUN GOUN [sound of the blender]
Reimu: Yugigi...That old geezer... Weimu shwears, one day, she'll punish him!
Preimu: Cyan'ch chake eajy...!
3. (TEXT) The gourd-shaped Marisa is all mixed up in the blender. I can't hear her screams any more.
What a shame to have to give up on one of the yukkuris I got expressly for my experiment.
But with this, the remaining two have stopped complaining about the sweets!
It's too bad I lost one, but sacrifice goes hand-in-hand with experimentation! Patience, patience! (LOL)
(After that, Marisa's ribbon broke the blender...it was pretty badly damaged.)
4. (PIC) Reimu: Hurts... Thummy... huuuurtsss!!!
Stomach noises: Guririri Gobububu [growl, gurgle]
Reimu: Can't... poooop!
Preimu SFX: Piko piko [flap flap]
4. (TEXT) Two days later, it seems like they've realized they can't poop! Their bellies are incredibly swollen and making strange sounds (LOL) They're not gourds any more, they're darumas!
The big-sister Reimu says "My stomach hurts, so I can't eat any more"!
She doesn't get it, does she? This is an experiment (LOL) so of course I'm going to deny that request.
Even so, I took the two yukkuris who wouldn't eat and stuffed them with as many sweets as they could hold (LOL). You got to eat lots of sweet-sweets--isn't that great?
It'll be some work, but it looks like I can continue this experiment.
5. (TEXT) After a week, the premature baby finally threw up. But the amount... was no small matter.
After throwing up enough bean paste to cover an area equal in size to her body, convulsing and surrounded by sweet-sweets, her happy life came to an end.
The older sister... whoa. From the swelling of her face, it seems that her poop can't fit in her body and has advanced into her face...This is such an unusual shape, you'd almost think you might be able to market it.
6. (PIC) Reimu: Yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu
6. (TEXT) Three days later...
Huh? Reimu seems...
7. (PIC) Reimu: Yun!
7. (TEXT) After convulsing, Reimu tiun-tiun'ed!
The result of this experiment is: "Yukkuris raised without being allowed to poop can explode without a microwave oven!"
I wonder how Marisa would've turned out.
But this experiment... it wasn't any use in developing a saleable product... Considering the blender, I came out with a net loss.
Starting next time, I'll think a little before doing an experiment.
Again Thanks Platina, this one turned out way more interesting than it looked like.
Man what a few extra words can make on a pic, uh?
After convulsing, Reimu tiun-tiun'ed!
The result of this experiment is: "Yukkuris raised without being allowed to poop can explode without a microwave oven!"
I wonder how Marisa would've turned out.
But this experiment... it wasn't any use in developing a saleable product... Considering the blender, I came out with a net loss.
Starting next time, I'll think a little before doing an experiment.Three days later...
Huh? Reimu seems...Yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yuAfter a week, the premature baby finally threw up. But the amount... was no small matter.
After throwing up enough bean paste to cover an area equal in size to her body, convulsing and surrounded by sweet-sweets, her happy life came to an end.
The older sister... whoa. From the swelling of her face, it seems that her poop can't fit in her body and has advanced into her face...This is such an unusual shape, you'd almost think you might be able to market it.SFX: Buyo, puyo puyo (wobble/jiggle)Today I received three baby yukkuris that were going to be disposed of.
They're for my experiment, "What ultimately happens to yukkuris if they don't poop?," which is something I've been wondering about a lot lately.
First, I smear glue on the anyarus of these three.
I put them in a fishtank.
I give them lots of sweets.
Whoa, they're scarfing it down like crazy. Looks like they haven't realized they can't poop any more.
All right! (LOL) At this rate, I should get results soon!SFX: Guririri Gobububu [growl, gurgle]SFX: Piko piko [flap flap]SFX: Pera-n [flatness]
SFX: Bikun bikun [twitch twitch]Two days later, it seems like they've realized they can't poop! Their bellies are incredibly swollen and making strange sounds (LOL) They're not gourds any more, they're darumas!
The big-sister Reimu says "My stomach hurts, so I can't eat any more"!
She doesn't get it, does she? This is an experiment (LOL) so of course I'm going to deny that request.
Even so, I took the two yukkuris who wouldn't eat and stuffed them with as many sweets as they could hold (LOL). You got to eat lots of sweet-sweets--isn't that great?
It'll be some work, but it looks like I can continue this experiment.Hurts... Thummy... huuuurtsss!!!The next day... An unexpected development. The yukkuris had the nerve to announce that they were tired of sweets!
They were saying things like "Gonna punish you!" and "Useless trash, hurry up and die, ze!"...The premature one even started saying dirty things.
I knew that yukkuris got bored with things quickly, but I never dreamed that they'd even get tired of their beloved sweet-sweets... in just half a day... and now what they're demanding isn't even something sweet!
Anyway, the sweets I prepared are all gone. Those gourd-shaped bottoms--are those all full of sweets!?
Those three are talking about "punishment" again.
It can't be helped... I guess I give up.
Wearily, I get up...CHIRED OF SHWEET-SHWEETS! Bwing out mishter beefshteak! Wanna be punished?Deibu'z gyude widdle shizder--!!SFX: Ga Ga [gobble/chomp/etc.]Premature Reimu: Yukkyuchu! Yukitchi!Various Yukkuri Investigations Done at Home
BY Sales-akiYun!The gourd-shaped Marisa is all mixed up in the blender. I can't hear her screams any more.
What a shame to have to give up on one of the yukkuris I got expressly for my experiment.
But with this, the remaining two have stopped complaining about the sweets!
It's too bad I lost one, but sacrifice goes hand-in-hand with experimentation! Patience, patience! (LOL)
(After that, Marisa's ribbon broke the blender...it was pretty badly damaged.)Cyan'ch chake eajy...!Yugigi...That old geezer... Weimu shwears, one day, she'll punish him!GOUN GOUN [sound of the blender]Poonish! Penish!*
[*In Japanese, I _think_ she's trying to say "seisai" (punish), but garbling it and saying "shasei" (ejaculation). So I went with punish-->penis in English.]SFX: Buyo, puyo puyo (wobble/jiggle)Reimu: Hafucchofu*... Good! This shit's good! Yufuhhau!!*
[*If those are supposed to be words, I don't know what they are. Maybe they're just eating noises.]Marisa: No-je!!