Yet again, this little cretin has ignored her master's orders. Picking her up by her ribbon, I give her some more forehead flicks. A lot of them, this time. Hahaha, take that! and that! That's what bad children get!
...whoops, I'm getting worked up in a weird way. I put her back into the aquarium and order her to clean up her poop by eating it. At first, she resists, but when I show her my finger ready to flick her again, she begins to eat, tears streaming down her face. Yukkuris are extremely poor in just about all the factors necessary for life, but their pride and capacity for feeling shame rival those of humans. Their poop is merely waste bean-paste, but eating one's own excrement is an act that is very difficult to endure.wriggle wrigglewrigglepoppopThings have settled down (or I have), so it's about time to send these kids to bed. When I put a washcloth into the aquarium for them, they make a nice, neat line and start crawling under it. Confirming that their bodies are completely covered, I'm about to head for my bedroom when just then, they all pop their faces out in unison and say good night. Fwhoah! I just wanna pinch those happy little cheeks, mooshy mooshy!
.....U-Uwaaah, what am I thinking!? I must be tired. I need to discipline this inner voice when it acts up. Well, sweet dreams, you guys. See you tomorrow.But as I've been thinking that, the others have gathered around and started rubbing against my hand, too. Oohooaah, it feels nice, all soft and cushiony... ohhh, it tickles when they go nom-nom on me... aaah, don't try to climb up my finger, it's like my hand is drowning in yukkuris, uaaah... whew. Yeah, this is S.R.T.... really, truly, a time to be feared.Hm, she's cleaned it all up. Good girl. After the negative reinforcement, I decide to give her some positive reinforcement. I'll pet her on the head with my index finger. When I put my finger near her, she freezes for a moment thinking that I'm going to flick her again, but once she understands that I'm petting her, she leans towards me and makes pleased "yunyun" sounds. Oh yeaaaah, after seeing her face all screwed up in pain and fear, seeing her happy face just makes me feel so--*ahem* I seem to be getting kind of weird again... That's no good, I think I'll go to bed already. RAISING YUKKURISYu-! Yu-!wiggle wiggleS.R.T.
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