Hmm now i wonder if the story would be like this, Mister trying to do nice thigns directly to the Reimu and failing, but then does something extra nice indirectly and Reimu being happy about it.
Let's count what happened:
1) Reimu gets Toys = Direct Action that doesn't make her happy 2) Onwer tells her about getting a husband an little ones = she misinterpret it as him proposing to her, so she grows happier. 3) Reimu gets a bully Marisa as partner = unhappy and bullied. 4) Owners kill by accident the Marisa = Reimu free and seeing her owner as her hero.
Haha, accidental justice, this anon is still one of the biggest idiots ever though, just think about it, he just killed a Marisa, because he though she was pregnant and felt like pressing on her like it would to a non-pregnant Yukkuri, I just feel sorry for the Reimu because she is probably going to die in some stupid way as well
Squish-squish... JUSTICE~ Yes, that was really unexpected. Ayazou's definitely my favourite author on a same level as Kiri... Let's hope this story keeps going and pray that our dear Anon will stop being so oblivious :3
So he says that he applied the same pressure that he uses on Reimu to try to squeeze marisa. Did she die because her eaten food made her weaker? Or was it because Reimu is some kind of super-yukkuri?
Reimu gets that trumpet. Anon puts it in her tank and she has no space anymore and gets real sad. Eventually she falls into the trumpet's mouth and dies when Anon tries to get her out with a toothbrush.
That or Reimu gets a new, equally aggressive friend.
Trololo said: So he says that he applied the same pressure that he uses on Reimu to try to squeeze marisa. Did she die because her eaten food made her weaker? Or was it because Reimu is some kind of super-yukkuri?
I think Marisa was so full of bean paste, there was more pressure on her skin. It's like a balloon, the bigger it gets, the easier it is to pop it!
it's amazing how circumstances can make an abuse picture have the entire site shouting in cheat and happiness. It's also amazing how stupid Ayazou's anons can be =3
And if you think the non-stupid anon was the one who adopted Purp, remember that he's also the one that gives random retarded names to his yukkuri...
harouki said: And if you think the non-stupid anon was the one who adopted Purp, remember that he's also the one that gives random retarded names to his yukkuri...
Ouch, that one was painful to read. Poor thing vomited to death after being called "shit man" one time too many...
But that wasn't the same Anon as the one that adopted Purple Reimu, right? Purple Reimu's anon understood yukkuri-speak, for one.
Livio said: Wanna bet Reimu thanks anon for killing Marisa which causes him to think she's scum and in turn kills her too? God I hope not...
This seems to be one of those "Yukkuri and humans speak different languages" works of Ayazou's. It's something he does quite often. It's why there is even a bit of believability that Anon is simply retarded as opposed to flat out denying reality.
Dave37 said: my guess is that the mister buys the yukkuri that bullied Reimu and continutes killing them by acciedental
That would be hilariously epic. Ayazou could make a series just with that premise, and I'll follow it for years.
ParticleMan said: subnormal=slow/stupid, maybe Reimu is just a little less bright than the other yukkuris, or a nicehead among shitheads?
Clearly the latter. As a lot of works have shown us, being a "good" yukkuri (by human standards) tends to reduce a yukkuri's life expectancy among yukkuri drastically.
Skribulous said: Clearly the latter. As a lot of works have shown us, being a "good" yukkuri (by human standards) tends to reduce a yukkuri's life expectancy among yukkuri drastically.
Or increase it substantially, depending on the owner.
Whaaat? No dragging it up to face, asking it questions which it would stupidly answer, no spitting to face and then slowly torturing to death while telling it its sins? Truly a twice troll.
I'm starting to think the colored text in the boxes whenever the yukkuris talk is a translation to their "yuing". When you compare the two their usually translated pretty similar to each: same punctuation, same moment of pause, and other similar writing knacks.
So yeah. I'd guess this anon really can't hear what they're saying and perceives what they want through guessing like we'd do with any animal. At least it'd make alot of sense this time around regardless of past Ayazoi works.
*squish*When I pressed her with the same strength I usually grip Reimu, it squashed her! Did her skin become thinner because of the pregnancy?Oh! When I press her a little harder, it feels nice! Squish... *SPLAT!!!*Chabu!!?*squish*Eh... OH GOD!Eh?Yua!? What are you doing, ze!"Huh? Marisa got pregnant?"
After I returned from shopping, I noticed Marisa had become very round. This must be a mammalian pregnancy...