Mister Humans are ugly scum and you know it… Eh? Not even a hundred Yukkuri would beat a Mister Human? You stupid nano? Wanna die nano? Have Unun in the head nano? All you need is a City Sect like Yukkuri to make mister world an easy place, but in some mister occasions a Cute Easy Reimya is enough.
Reimya was an easy Yukkuri raised at the pet shop. Her Mwommy and her Dwaddy were not easy filthy Yukkuri living in a trashy smelly alley, so one day, a Mister Human came and take glorious Reimya out of that place that cannot take it easy. Mwommy and Dwaddy angrily fight for beautiful Reimya, but lost and had to paid with their uneasy lifes, ugly full of envy Yukkuris better drop dead easy at once.
As the joy of the world reached her new home, soon find out that it wasn’t an easy place either. Uneasy Yukkuri crying for their families, midquality mister food, not so fresh mister water, unun smelly place, angry mister owner forcing Yukkuri to smile. The late one was not a problem for the shine of the world, cause her smile is as bright as a thousand suns, and if its not shown, the world may fall into darkness.
One Easy day, Miss Human and Mister chibiHuman went to the store, they got the high privilege of finding the Easy Wonder, and of course they choose her without a doubt.
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Will shiney Reimya find an Easy place now??? …
Mister chibiHuman was not an easy human, quiet and depressed, always failing at the most simple stuff, and the worst, always feeling his Miss mother anger, he just could not take it easy.
Miss Human, not an Easy Human, not even mister money could make her happy, cause there was never enough of it. His former mister partner took it easy forever and left her alone with an uneasy little one. She was always trying to get a new mister partner to do rub-rub with, maybe one day grow a mister stalk and have a beautiful easy family, but sadly for her, no Mister Human would take her seriously, she said cause no one liked little ones that are not their own.
Enough of dirty Mister Humans, back to Easy Reimya… Yukkuri finally found an Easy place, Happiness!!!!! Reimya perfectly knows that her scum parents had to be punished for the high crime of giving birth to wonderful Reimya at that uneasy place. Reimya perfectly knows that the uneasy place her smile enlightened was just a temporary place to stay for a little while, cause after all, no Easy place is right next to those dumps, it takes time to get to easy place.
Reimya had a servant, some pale and weak Mister chibiHuman unable to take it easy, but now it can find happiness by serving wonderful Yukkuri and drop dead easy later.
Reimya was there for a whole mister day, then she realized that she needed to claim the place easy… Vassels were broken, courtains were teared, flowers were eaten, Unun and Shishi were released, Mister Love was spread, walls and floors were used to clean, dresses used to contain vomit, TV walls were dropped dead easy, refrigerators and cabbinets were opened and its contains spoiled, Yukkuri was taking it easy. All that happened with Mister chibiHuman hidden behind a table, shaken in happiness for Yukkuri, which proves Mister Humans can slowly learn to exist and be easy.
When Miss Human came home, she was not an easy human. First she asked wonderful Reimya what happened, cause she couldn’t find her little one. Reimya explained that dumb Miss Human that her little one was not taking it easy and that cant behave nor obey properly, no wonder her mother could not take it easy, then she smiled and sang in order to make pitiful Miss Human a little better. After brilliant Yukkuri explanation, Miss Human understood easy and punished Mister chibiHuman for hours, declaring more to follow if even one more little thing breaks again.
Mister chibiHuman understood it easy after mister punishment and properly served Magnificent Reimya for years, until one uneasy day took it easy forever by doing rub-rub with mister knife. As for Reimya, Miss Human made an easy pact with her, as long as she explains that Dwaddy was an uneasy Dwaddy to little one, sweet-sweets gonna flow like an easy river.
I Request a gruesome and painful death to that Reimu and the Mother to put on jail or in some asylum for her clearly mental issues . . . And maybe less engrish and more english variant for the japanese words that aren't yukkuri names.
Something for sure, while the Mother was a horrible person that should had get some psychriatic help and some for her kid, the Reimu was plainly an arrogant self absorbed monster that should be purged with holy fire as it's chaotic and daemonic screams echo the execution ground.
danogoat said: It was a good story! I am impressed.
Yeah taking aside Miii's obsession with using way more japanese words than he should, it's a good story that as RAGE as it is, uses an interesting device to present it, the POV of the Reimu. . .as monstrous as it is. . .
miiiii said: Actually, the narrator is a very Citysect like Full-bodied Alice, that you may have seen in some drawings before.
I recommend firing that Alice out of the job because she sucks at narrating, I also recommend to get her Shot since we are at it. The Story worked better with the idea that it was Reimu itself the one narrating.