Here she comes, here comes Speed Derp Yu She's a demon on wheels She's a demon and she's gonna be chasing after someone She's gaining on you so you better look alive She's busy revving up the powerful Yu Five And when the odds are against her and there's daaangerous work to do You bet your life Speed Derp Yu's gonna see it through
Yu Speed Derp Yu Go Speed Derp Yu Go Speed Derp Yu go
She's off and flying as she guns the anon around the street She's jamming down the pedal like she's never coming back Adventure's waiting just aheeeeeeeeaaaaad
Go Speed Derp Yu Go Speed Derp Yu Go Speed Derp Yu YUUUU!