Don't be silly, Happy Assaults don't exist! Can't you see she's asking for Rub Rub? She wants a Rub Rub so badly that she throw herself against mister's finger! She's such an affectionate yukkuri!
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Mwommie--
Yunyaaah!!*POMYU*"Oh?"Huh... Yellow paste filling... Maybe it's a mixture of custard and azuki beans?YuhaaYuha--Gu--flapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflappityBLORT