One Yukkuri Place

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Unyu

1:
[Until payday, bear with this okay?]

I don't want this kind of cheap shit!

2:
...I DON'T GET IT-
(chentranslation:
Isn't he/she letting you take it easy?
Are you stupid? Wanna die?
This is why this kind of cheap thing...
Read the mood easy!)
*SIGH*

3:
[Just two more days, okay?]

Nya-n!

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    • Unyu

    1:
    Raper can't take it easy!

    City sect marisa!!
    Nhooooooooo!

    2:
    Yuguwaaaaaaaa!

    Mossari-! (Not sure)

    Refreshed-!

    3:
    ....She was refreshed
    Silver badge Marisa was used to refresh...

    Unforgivable
    To do such a cruel thing...

    A stray...huh...?
    It's really dangerous outside isn't it...
    Fufufu
    Earlier, she said she'd let me take it easy forever...

    Sorry...Mister...

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    • Unyu

    1:
    Cute cute Reimu is taking a piss!

    A lot!

    2:
    [When you're done, wipe up with a towel!]

    *bounce*

    I'm fine!

    3:
    [Later...]

    It itches!?

    Yuwa~n!?

    4:
    [I guess I don't have any choice...]

    Medicine rub rub.

    Yu?

    Yuyu!?

    5:
    Heaven mode!

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    • Unyu

    Alternatively
    "Can Reimu teach her more than 3?"

    And I missed a word, so
    "I think it would be better if you trained her after you studied more"

    and I just noticed the name was slurred, so "Reimyu chan sure is smart"

    which makes more sense as it adds to the epic depressing fail of the mother.

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    • Unyu

    1:
    Another year of good growth.

    *made children in anticipation of a good harvest

    2:
    A year with a good harvest
    means we can harvest good yukkuri too.

    Please do your best next year too, okay?

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    • Unyu

    1:
    Reimu: Yuu~n!
    A healthy mister poo poo today too!

    crybaby:Coming outch
    *pooooop*
    shithead:Coming outch coming outch
    *poopoopp*
    normalone:Still coming outch
    *pooooooop*

    Marisa:*sneaking away*

    2:
    Since the little ones were born
    I've been wondering what "true hapiness" is...
    I think I know!

    "The little ones will become happiness"

    That is Marisa's and Reimu's Happiness...!

    ...4:
    [The little ones, with us]

    normalone:Yuyuu~
    Mwommy~

    YU YU

    [continue to be raised well!]

    5:
    (The little ones filled with happiness
    are making an adorable circle!)

    normalone:Do wub wub?
    yu yu

    crybaby:Yu~
    Remyu to-
    PYAA

    *SHOVE*

    shithead:Maricha is fiwst!

    (Super super cute!)

    6:
    Yu yu yu

    *rustle*

    *snap*

    ---
    As L to R didn't necessarily work well later on, I felt compelled to create appropriate names to identify who is talking.

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    • Unyu

    1:
    Little one, you can pee pee easy!

    Pwee pwee-ing!

    2:
    [Stop that~
    Use this one?]

    [Yukkuri out house]

    An amazing mishter toiwet!

    YUYUYUUU!?

    3:
    DON'T GET IN REIMU'S WAYYY

    \Wefeshed!/

    Even if you say something like that...

    4:
    [Can Reimu chan count higher than three?]

    Yu?
    ...I can't...

    [It's not a bad thing to bestow intellect
    This is an essential condition for being able to take it easy?]

    Yu?
    essential?
    ...What is 'essential'?

    5:
    [If you don't get it
    I think it would be better if you train more?]

    6:
    [...And several days later]

    7:
    Two plus two is four!

    *rustle*

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    • Unyu

    1:
    I will teach you the song!
    Easy~ Day~
    Refreshing~ Day~

    Eajy~ day~
    Wefewshing~ day~

    2:
    Yuyu!?

    *turn*

    I can take it easy with this pretty voice!

    [That's no good little one?
    Do it more like this?]

    3:
    WHY DO YOU GET IN THE WAY OF REIMU'S TRAINING!?

    [It's important that she does it right?
    Understand it easy, okay?]

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    • Unyu

    Panels 3 and 4 (or I guess the whole top part if you want) are just some random thought by anon, indicated by the thought...trail...bubbles?... coming from his head. While panel 5 is anon lamenting about how cruel reality is, that for some odd reason yukkuri do not react pleasantly to being randomly attacked with a knife.

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    • Unyu

    1:
    *RUSTLE*

    Yu!?

    2:
    YUBYAAAAAAAAAAA!!
    *slash*

    3:
    It's fine

    4:
    If mister can take it easy with this...

    *glubglub*

    *smile*

    Take it easy using Reimu!

    5:
    ....

    It didn't turn out like that, huh

    ID HURDZ
    MISTER THAT HURTS HUMAN SHOULD DIE EASY

    HURRY AND DIE EASY

    Reality is so fickle...

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    • Unyu

    3:
    Hunting Practice!

    Go for the smaller one!

    U-!

    4:
    Also, little one

    There are many dangerous things outsi-...

    5:
    Yu!?

    6:
    Little one?!

    7:
    *puncture*

    *sucking*

    8:
    *collapse*

    Liddle oneeeeeee

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    • Unyu

    I do so enjoy Yukkuri+Fire and Remiryaaki, so this was quite nice.

    How do I access yukkuri-futuba.sakura.ne.jp and where can I find 2ch's thread on yukkuri?

    I don't care if this was posted somewhere else, just humor me~

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    • Unyu

    1:
    Ready!
    One fresh Roasted Baby Yukkuri!

    Ooou...
    (Was it a mistake to count on you?)

    2:
    Well, it's all about the flavor I guess...
    It'd be nice...if it tastes good

    *stab*

    nnnnn!

    3:
    NNNNNNN!?

    NNNN!

    A~h...

    4:
    *squish*

    5:
    [Roasted Baby Yukkuri Inventor]

    (far left to right)
    Huh?
    It's good! (Better than I thought)
    *chew chew*

    You have fine taste sir.

    I neglect nothing in my yukkuri preparation.

    6:
    STEP ONE
    (Preparation Phase)

    Shit <-(output) <-(input) Food
    (Currently bad part of stomach contents)

    I then take a live baby yukkuri that has eaten a lot.

    7:
    Well, I differ from other shops in my
    process of feeding them, but

    (Deliciously Fresh Stomach Contents)

    *STEP TWO
    (Get them when they're ripe)

    That is my trade secret!

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    • Unyu

    1:
    Full tummy
    happinesh!

    2:
    It's twime for cute Reimyu's shupa nap chime...

    Feeweing kinda tiwed!
    *yawn*

    3:
    *yank*
    Yu?
    Wike fwying in the shky?

    4:
    *plop*

    YU!?

    *SIZZLE*

    5:
    *SIZZLE SIZZZZLE*

    HOD?!

    6:
    Sizzzzzzzzzzzle*

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    • Unyu

    1:
    *munch munch*

    2:
    Hwappinesh!

    Mwunchmwunch!

    3:
    Showwy fwo being sho cute!?

    After we eat a wot,
    do poop poop!

    4:
    The cuter Reimyu will poop poop!

    The even cuter Reimyu will also poop poop!

    5:
    After poop poop
    we eat misther food eajy!

    6:
    We can chake it eajy!

    Hwappinesh!

    Mishter poop poop refweshed!

    Mwunch Mwunch!

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