This thread is for sharing interesting 2chan comments that don't have any pictures with them--little stories, or story ideas, or debates, or just summaries of topics that people are talking about.
The first thing I wanted to share was a one-paragraph vignette, but I didn't get around to saving or posting it before the thread was deleted, so instead of an exact translation, here's a summary of what I remember:
Anon comes across a cardboard-box house in the park. As he watches, the single-mother Reimu leaves her babies and goes out hunting for food. Once she's gone, the babies start talking to each other--they're actually adult mini-yus or house-yus (Anon isn't sure which) who've taken the real babies' accessories and are pretending to be the babies so Reimu will feed them. Anon speculates that mother Reimu is concerned by the fact that her babies aren't growing any bigger, and she's probably working herself to the bone trying to gather more and better food for her babies. Anon is kind of impressed at the cleverness of the mini/house-yus.
(Also, IIRC, the imposter-babies were grumbling to each othre that Reimu's food isn't very good and thinking of leaving to go scam a different family.)