>>occasionally be mistaken for a women by people with impaired vision Not just people with bad vision; just about everyone assumes you're female seeing you from behind and when you stoop to pick things up and hair covers your face. "Can I help you miss?" gets old faaast. That's actually why Alan Moore grew the beard.
Really... let's just all lay off. coker you have a problem with tea, so just take it to the groups next time you feel the need to call him out on something.