Just a simple story of an Anon bringing his Reimu to get fixed, bribing and lying in order to get it to the clinic. It first gets its mamumamu sealed up, then when it thinks it still has its penipeni, they cut that off too. This depresses Reimu, because it wanted to make children with the neighboring Marisa.
Of course, Marisa has also been fixed too, and when they rub against each other for comfort, they discover the alternate method... before Anon pulls out the stalk and tells them that he doesn't want baby yukkuris. They try to slip it past him again and again, but always failing. At the end of the story, they find that it no longer works, and Anon says he'll bring them to the clinic because it's a disease, making the two yukkuris scream.
Most of the story is about Reimu's panicking response to the words of Anon and the vet.
yukiyuzen said: And yeah... the idea of yukkuri castration has always been an awkward concept...
Indeed as castrating them seem to do little in culling their unreasonable desire for children (in some case this leads them to their early grave) and because stalk birth via rubbing seem like a great big fuck you to your castration attempts.
Gothic_Togekiss said: rubbing seem like a great big fuck you to your castration attempts.
Pretty much.
Kinda hard to seal something thats skin-transmitted across the entire body. I guess the real world equivalent would be like trying to seal all your sweat glands.
Hmm somehow this story gave me an idea for an average proceadure for pet yukkuris. The Breeders castrate Pet Yu's before selling them, but only castrating their stalk pregnancy, leaving the mammalian pregnancy as an option in case the owner do want babies. That way you don't take away the option of babies, but also make sure the ammount of babies would be reasonable since usually mammalian doesn't make more than 2 or 3 babies at best, meanwhile stalk can easily make 6 or 7.
JusticeItEasy said: Hmm somehow this story gave me an idea for an average proceadure for pet yukkuris. The Breeders castrate Pet Yu's before selling them, but only castrating their stalk pregnancy, leaving the mammalian pregnancy as an option in case the owner do want babies. That way you don't take away the option of babies, but also make sure the ammount of babies would be reasonable since usually mammalian doesn't make more than 2 or 3 babies at best, meanwhile stalk can easily make 6 or 7.
Except letting them keep their mammalian pregnancy ability doesn't mean a damned thing unless you're god.
The average pet owner can't look at their pet and tell if its pregnant just by looking and an expert can't keep an eye on them 24/7.
yukiyuzen said: Kinda hard to seal something thats skin-transmitted across the entire body. I guess the real world equivalent would be like trying to seal all your sweat glands.
Explosion said: There's sometimes a more thorough follow-up of branding the stalk area of their forehead for total castration. I'd imagine the reasoning for this simpler version is that stalks are safer and easier to "abort" than a mammalian pregnancy while still giving the owner the option to change their mind on whether they want it to breed or not.
I can see stalk pregnancy being more easier to control relatively speaking although if they're stubborn as all hell (which would be likely since their unreasonable at sometimes illogical need to produce babies), you'll be doing a lot of stalk aborting over the time. Castration of yukkuri doesn't seem to cull their desire for baby making unlike cats & dogs.
yukiyuzen said: Except letting them keep their mammalian pregnancy ability doesn't mean a damned thing unless you're god.
The average pet owner can't look at their pet and tell if its pregnant just by looking and an expert can't keep an eye on them 24/7.
The idea is that if you don't want babies you can just castrate the mammalian way and done. Of course if you are thinking in long term, i'm not sure how it could work, though in many works it is implied that yukkuris get notoriously fat nearly instantaniously when they are pregnant the mammalian way.
JusticeItEasy said: The idea is that if you don't want babies you can just castrate the mammalian way and done. Of course if you are thinking in long term, i'm not sure how it could work, though in many works it is implied that yukkuris get notoriously fat nearly instantaniously when they are pregnant the mammalian way.
Dogs get bigger when they're pregnant. That doesn't keep the average dog owner from failing to recognize when their dog is pregnant and mistaking it for fat.
I'm not saying its not practical, I'm just saying the average, non-expert on all things yukkuri Anon is not going to look at a "notoriously fat" yukkuri and be able to know if its pregnant or merely fat. The shape/anatomy of a yukkuri body really doesn't help either.
Course this also open up the possibility of other ignorant-Anon shenanigans as ayazou has already demonstrated post #38177
Well considering how yukkuris need some extra knowledge than average pets, I believe that maybe it would be a good idea for breeders and petshop clerks to give a basic explanation about pet yukkuris, incluiding the whole "if you are thinking in letting it have ko's later and you won't neuter it, you should know that when it's pregnant it gets notoriously fat, at first sign of sudden fatness, have a yuveterian check it."
Of course this assuming Breeders and Petshops would have the decency of giving out some basic information to the would be new owners.
JusticeItEasy said: Well considering how yukkuris need some extra knowledge than average pets, I believe that maybe it would be a good idea for breeders and petshop clerks to give a basic explanation about pet yukkuris, incluiding the whole "if you are thinking in letting it have ko's later and you won't neuter it, you should know that when it's pregnant it gets notoriously fat, at first sign of sudden fatness, have a yuveterian check it."
Of course this assuming Breeders and Petshops would have the decency of giving out some basic information to the would be new owners.
Ah but thats YOUR universe. I believe something else. Something else might believe in something else instead. If you can't approach this from an open mind, everything else will simply seem wrong.
Why tell a customer to have their yukkuris neutered? Maybe in that universe yukkuri neutering hasn't been discovered yet. Maybe stalk pregnancy is the lesser of two evils as Gothic Togekiss points out. Maybe neutering doesn't work at all and penipenis grow back. Etc, etc, etc.
There’s another castration where they anesthetize the yuke with a lemon candy and squirt some stuff up its ass to give it a boner while it’s zonked out. After the snip, the yuke is none the wiser.
Thank you for translating, but I wish someone with the skills would do a full translation. The meat of a story like this lies in the dialogue, which of course, we don't get with an overview.