Stupid mister words that aren't in mister dictionary go die easy! PUFF! No, really, I can't read all of it... someone who actually speaks Japanese please come put me out of my misery. Here's what I got:
"Surely..."
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"Surely Sanae will find a Mister Owner..."
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[SFX: Tap tap!]
"It was the Mister Shop Assistant who seperated Satori and Sanae..."
"...but Sanae didn't get angry." [りしません = ???]
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[this panel is really flowery; I think I screwed it up big time]
"Because Mister Breeder said"
"to smile for Mister Owner with heart and mind, only then will happiness come..."
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[Massive guesswork ahead!] [あと小しだ = ???] [(?)れる = ???] Sanae... you've been given another deadline, so you have to put in a big effort, you understand...
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