I'd happily squash it. Nothing better that that early in the morning. xD But i'd rather have a Youmu. Wouldn't it be nice to wake up to the word "DICK!" repeated again and again? For a youmu then yes, i won't squash it.
Now why would you do that? I mean, from an economic point of view, wouldn't it be expensive buying a yukkuri every day just to destroy it the next? Money adds up, you know. I'd rather invest in an actual alarm clock.
Yeah, it shouldn't be that hard to get yukkuris. Just take a sturdy box and bag of candy to the nearest alleyway, park or breeder with standards. Congrats, box of yukkuris.