Summary: Anon comes across an aquatic Marisa trying to move forward on its hat... on hard ssphalt. Initially rare, they've become common after the Factory bred them to meet the boom in demand, but the boom soon faded and many were abandoned.
Marisa asks Anon to bring it to water, and he obliges. However, as he's carrying it, it makes a lot of scum statements, so he's happy to dump it into the bucket. (see translation above) Anon wonders how Marisa will be able to do that, on top of having to survive the dangers around the area, and decides he'll look back in on Marisa tomorrow.
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Abandoned Aquatic Marisa and the Handful of Kindness"Yuyu!! It'sh mishter water, je! Doing float-float, je! Maricha ij mishter conqueror of the sheven sheaj again, je! Yuffun!!"
"Well, I'll be going now. See you."
"Yuyu! Wait, je!! Mishter Human, if Mishter Human shayj he wantsh to make Maricha a pet, Maricha doejn't mind becoming a pet Maricha, je! Ijn't that a good idea? Feel free to cry tearj of joy, je!"
"Nah, that's okay. I'm sure Marisa will find a much better owner than me."
"Yuyu! That'sh right, je!! Maricha will find a much more gorgeoush and elegant mishter owner, je!! Sho hurry up and leave, je!! Maricha wantsh nothing more to do with shcum like you, je!!"
"Okay, okay. Well, so long."