fork over more translations! sorry for being so cute!
In the morning I found a group of Yukkureimu in font of my house.
Dirty and noisy, the obviously-strays just act like "stupid-human-quickly-let-Reimu-to-take-it-easy". What an excellent example of shitheads.
"Reimu heard that here's the Yu-house which takes up Yukkuri! Yu-house is a very easy place so others don't wanna go home! So big sis should let Reimu to go inside ad take it easy!" said by the parent Reimu.
"Shupii' dig sizz! Cute Reimu ha' waited for dah 'hole nite! Quickly led cutest Reimu to dake id eajy!"
"Alright-alright, here's your Yu-house."