[If Futo has a body Son-in-law should have no issues with making Futo his bride, right?] (ye olde yukkuri japanese) I don't know how it came to this but I already have too many pets and I will be bad if I don't think of the neighborhood. [Come, Son-in-law! Hold Futo and let us return to our love nest! Godspeed!] With her eyes sparkling and shining, Futo demands a hug without considering other people's circumstances. And then I find out why she does not move from where she is standing. [What are you doing Son-in-law? Hurry up and embrace me ...!?] I have no idea how Futo managed to bring it, but as I find the opportunity, I throw the paper mache with all my strength. 「・・・!?」 Not from being found that she didn't have a body, but of the unwanted outcome, tears swell up in her eyes of the shock. [...*sob*... yugu... swan-in-low you... swan-in-low you idioooot~~!!] Throwing that line at me Futo ran away crying... I felt like I did something a little bad あのハリボテはどうやって用意したんだろう・・・?等と思い自分もその場を後にするのであった Just where did she find that paper mache...? Thinking of other matter I also left that place.
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Oh Christ. I hope I did well. Correct and spell check as necessary. The "swan-in-law" was both for comedic effect and for her yukkuriesque slurred/crying speech.
Don't worry Futo if you wish hard enough to get into anon's pants, the body will grow, because we all know the bodied yukkuris are nothing more than stupid sexy yukkuris that are pervs for humans!