TL: A Marisa-type fishing around in a bin. (Would you call this a "garbage can" in America? Change it to that, if you want) Unfortunately, it looks like it won't find today's food here. (first day)
*Household waste Please don't dispose of yukkuris here -Manager*
=== These both come from that huge mock article that I was linked. It would take a long while, but I'll try and have a go at it.
*Household waste
Please don't dispose of yukkuris here
-Manager*A Marisa-type fishing around in a bin. Unfortunately, it looks like it won't find today's food here. (first day)