Platinum badge abuse? This mister must really be loaded (those don't come cheap).
I wonder if that fake platinum badge for delusional marisa or is that original platinum badge licence by government if you kill platinum badge you will be punish by government
I know platinum badge yukkuri work for government and can earn money for them self from internet by typing work online office worker
Maybe that fake platinum badge that why he willing kill it
Nah, unlike gold pets, which have no whatsoever things to track them whether they're fake or not, the platinum badge is much easier to identify if they are a fraudulent product or not, because, well, in the first place, only a handful of stores are qualified for training platinum. So, the chance to encounter an invalid platinum pet is slim, almost non-existent.
Back to the story: although there's a translation (thanks Mister KusoNingen), there's still little to no information, so I cannot conclude the story, but I believe anon is trolling by asking a question about math/algebraic that's so hard that our little manju cannot answer that, so she said "a lot". But then, without actual context, there's no way for us to know.
Stripped down version of the anko, if one's curious:
Anon is a researcher of yukkuri ecology who is working at a countryside factory, and he is considering his job freaking boring because all he was doing was nothing more than crushing manjuu's who couldn't say anything other than "Yunyah, yunyah" when abyused, regardless of their niceheadness or shitheadness. And this time, he is being told by his chief that according to the abyusers in the town, recently the Maricha's are talking strangely during abyusing: they are prefixing "Lots" to the "can't take it easy" catchphrase. Anon gets into work into no time by preparing an alcohol lamp and packs of food-grade Maricha, which couldn't be sold by the manufacturing facility and "have minus value of existence as long as they are alive". After burning up the foot and grinding 3.5 packs of Maricha, anon finally finds one who said "Lots can't take it easy!". To confirm whether "Lots" is referring the level of footie burning, anon burns Maricha's foot and asks her about what does "Lots" mean repeatedly. It turns out to be a failure and anon thinks he looks like filming an AV. Anon can't figure out what does "Lots" mean, and he decided to reproduce the phenomenon in the lab and call it a day. Among 300 Maricha's he burned, 7 of them was found saying "Lots". He also try to do the same to the Reimyu's, but none of them said "Lots". Other types are rare so anon didn't bother to do experiment on them.
A month later, completely forgetting the report he uploaded before, anon is told by his chief that the "Lots" phenomenon is also found in other places around Japan, and the rate is rising. Other factories also reported that such trait is only seen on Maricha's, as none of the other types cried "Lots" when abyused. Anon's report being the first in the row so he is asked by an Maricha-loving mohawk MP to resolve the problem for all the abyusers in Japan. During abyusing Maricha's, it comes to anon that "The yukkuri-wide unconsciousness theory", which assumes all yukkuris share the uneasy memories, might be able to explain the phenomenon. One example is "Amagiri", the abyuse of pulling out yukkuris' eyes. Initially it's someone's name, but now all yukkuris consider the name can't take it easy. Anon asks his chief whether he can get some funds, and thanks to the MP, it's a piece of cake. Anon buys 100 platinum badge Maricha for researching. While he is enjoying the abyuse of betraying kind-hearted yukkuris, he asks: "Does 'lots' really mean 'lots of sth'? I'm feeling doubtful about it." Anon burns the platinum badge Maricha, and she let out a bunch of numbers instead of simply "Lots": "Mister Three-two-four-eight-two-oh-double-eight, thirteen-six-one-eight-one-double-two-oh can't take it easy!" Anon deciphers the numbers and considers them to be coordinates pointing to an unmanned island south of kii peninsula, where a youngster went missing when having fun with rubber boat. The youngster's last photograph on social media was shot on the rubber boat with a black hat accompanying, and he has interest in abyusing, as confirmed by the local factory. Anon joins forces with JSDF to search for the young man. As he is imagining the youngster being an abyuser and has been torturing yukkuris and making them edible to keep him living, the ship he is riding gets near to the island. Via the telescope, anon can see there's a SOS sign written with yukkuri pastes on the beach, and something seems to be a living man is moving beside it. Anon can't see the detail very well, but he knows that the man there is a mohawk, same as he himself.
All I see when I click that link is moonspeak ;_; Perhaps you're overestimating my language capabilities
If you want to read the translated summary of the anko, just go into wiki and find "anko xxxx" where "xxxx" is the number (note that there are only some of them, not all got translated, and not all got illustration). If you want to read daily freshly made anko, well, learn Japanese my friend, or use some kind of "black magic" to decipher those moonrunes.
My apologies. I thought you were searching for those original, untranslated stories. Just like what Mister @Cosmos said, OYP's wiki has almost everything you need. But if you feel unsatisfied with those, you will need to break the language barrier.
Stripped down version of the anko, if one's curious:
Anon is a researcher of yukkuri ecology who is working at a countryside factory, and he is considering his job freaking boring because all he was doing was nothing more than crushing manjuu's who couldn't say anything other than "Yunyah, yunyah" when abyused, regardless of their niceheadness or shitheadness. And this time, he is being told by his chief that according to the abyusers in the town, recently the Maricha's are talking strangely during abyusing: they are prefixing "Lots" to the "can't take it easy" catchphrase. Anon gets into work into no time by preparing an alcohol lamp and packs of food-grade Maricha, which couldn't be sold by the manufacturing facility and "have minus value of existence as long as they are alive". After burning up the foot and grinding 3.5 packs of Maricha, anon finally finds one who said "Lots can't take it easy!". To confirm whether "Lots" is referring the level of footie burning, anon burns Maricha's foot and asks her about what does "Lots" mean repeatedly. It turns out to be a failure and anon thinks he looks like filming an AV. Anon can't figure out what does "Lots" mean, and he decided to reproduce the phenomenon in the lab and call it a day. Among 300 Maricha's he burned, 7 of them was found saying "Lots". He also try to do the same to the Reimyu's, but none of them said "Lots". Other types are rare so anon didn't bother to do experiment on them.
A month later, completely forgetting the report he uploaded before, anon is told by his chief that the "Lots" phenomenon is also found in other places around Japan, and the rate is rising. Other factories also reported that such trait is only seen on Maricha's, as none of the other types cried "Lots" when abyused. Anon's report being the first in the row so he is asked by an Maricha-loving mohawk MP to resolve the problem for all the abyusers in Japan. During abyusing Maricha's, it comes to anon that "The yukkuri-wide unconsciousness theory", which assumes all yukkuris share the uneasy memories, might be able to explain the phenomenon. One example is "Amagiri", the abyuse of pulling out yukkuris' eyes. Initially it's someone's name, but now all yukkuris consider the name can't take it easy. Anon asks his chief whether he can get some funds, and thanks to the MP, it's a piece of cake. Anon buys 100 platinum badge Maricha for researching. While he is enjoying the abyuse of betraying kind-hearted yukkuris, he asks: "Does 'lots' really mean 'lots of sth'? I'm feeling doubtful about it." Anon burns the platinum badge Maricha, and she let out a bunch of numbers instead of simply "Lots": "Mister Three-two-four-eight-two-oh-double-eight, thirteen-six-one-eight-one-double-two-oh can't take it easy!" Anon deciphers the numbers and considers them to be coordinates pointing to an unmanned island south of kii peninsula, where a youngster went missing when having fun with rubber boat. The youngster's last photograph on social media was shot on the rubber boat with a black hat accompanying, and he has interest in abyusing, as confirmed by the local factory. Anon joins forces with JSDF to search for the young man. As he is imagining the youngster being an abyuser and has been torturing yukkuris and making them edible to keep him living, the ship he is riding gets near to the island. Via the telescope, anon can see there's a SOS sign written with yukkuri pastes on the beach, and something seems to be a living man is moving beside it. Anon can't see the detail very well, but he knows that the man there is a mohawk, same as he himself.
Story so brutal and so dark, i was shock anon forgot rules
Cosmos said:
Nah, unlike gold pets, which have no whatsoever things to track them whether they're fake or not, the platinum badge is much easier to identify if they are a fraudulent product or not, because, well, in the first place, only a handful of stores are qualified for training platinum. So, the chance to encounter an invalid platinum pet is slim, almost non-existent.
Back to the story: although there's a translation (thanks Mister KusoNingen), there's still little to no information, so I cannot conclude the story, but I believe anon is trolling by asking a question about math/algebraic that's so hard that our little manju cannot answer that, so she said "a lot". But then, without actual context, there's no way for us to know.
I read it now Anon is crazy killing nice head yukkuri he forgot work rules by his boss from factory to breed nice yukkuri order get more money but his job being boring that make him insane and easy forgot rules that why no wonder why govement not come to him reason he member factory the govement they trust him doing good job,
I think boss factory and government make mistake trust him why he just being lazzy and not serious from work
None of the anko's texts mentioned that anon's job is breeding nicehead yukkuris, did you just make it up? Anon is a researcher in the lab, and solving problems is what he should do. Hurting the platinum badge Marisa maybe an eyesore for you, but it's the key for the story to progress.
Huh, did we read the same thing? Because the story (or at least what mister KusoNingen wrote) didn't mention anything about breeding, instead, anon's job is to crush a yukkuri and investigate why they always said "lots" before getting crushed. He used his company's funds to find it out (which is allowed by his boss) meaning that at keast they aware of things he does. Well, I admit that crushing those platinum is wasted, but it's his money, he can do what he want with it, beside, trading a yukkuri for a human's life? I will gladly accept that.
He maybe just take that first sentence wrong, or he think that researcher is about breeding things, and combine with that "crushed niceheads", creating a huge misunderstanding.
None of the anko's texts mentioned that anon's job is breeding nicehead yukkuris, did you just make it up? Anon is a researcher in the lab, and solving problems is what he should do. Hurting the platinum badge Marisa maybe an eyesore for you, but it's the key for the story to progress.
Maybe i made misunderstanding about story you right he is researcher
Cosmos said:
Huh, did we read the same thing? Because the story (or at least what mister KusoNingen wrote) didn't mention anything about breeding, instead, anon's job is to crush a yukkuri and investigate why they always said "lots" before getting crushed. He used his company's funds to find it out (which is allowed by his boss) meaning that at keast they aware of things he does. Well, I admit that crushing those platinum is wasted, but it's his money, he can do what he want with it, beside, trading a yukkuri for a human's life? I will gladly accept that.
I Try translate Japanese link version in English maybe translate is wrong that why I misunderstanding about it
He maybe just take that first sentence wrong, or he think that researcher is about breeding things, and combine with that "crushed niceheads", creating a huge misunderstanding.