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Stray Yukkuri are Taking It Easy
Summary:
Anon is a Factory worker, not because he want to. This is the only place where he got himself a job. Thanks to that he doesn't want to get involved with yukkuri in his private life.
While officially working in the design department, he spent most time with the Extermination team because he doesn't have any other job in his own department.
Extermination is a dream job for abyuser, but he doesn't enjoy it at all. He had no problem killing scums. But killing yukkuri who done nothing to him, while they cry and beg for their life, is taxing him physically and mentally.
Extermination is also a money loss operation. Factory has to do the job because they had monopolized the yukkuri business so the society expect them to handle cleaning up too.
Working in a money loosing department doesn't give him good point in carreer.At home, he read a Yukkurinpeace research publication saying that the reason yukkuri confronted human is because of stress.
Lack of food due to yukkuri-proof dumping site and inability to get decent housing like their wild cousins made the yukkuri stressed.
When this stress reached a boiling point, the yukkuri just stop recognizing the difference in power between them and human. That's when they challenged human or do house declaration.Yukkurinpeace suggested human fulfil yukkuri's wish, so they're not stressed.
Of course that's absurd. Stray life is how you would describe being miserable. The only way to free them from stress is to give them pet's standard of life.
Even that has its own drawback. Yukkuri will get spoiled and arrogant easily, turning them into scum. The number of abandoned pets is a proof to that.=========
Inspiration struct Anon when he's coming home after an extermination job. He saw a Reimu losing half of her braid and ribbon.
Normally, yukkuri who lost their accessories like that would fell into despair and depression. This Reimu said she feels easy though.
The reason is a baby Marisa she had. The baby is an incomplete yukkuri.
Reimu insulted the baby and even feed the baby with her own poo poo, which the baby happily eats.When realizing the human's presence, Reimu is afraid and offered the baby Marisa instead.
After disposing the baby Marisa, Anon returned to see Reimu has changed. The grass she said Happyness! before has turn tasteless. She also starts pitying herself and prepare to do house declaration or demanding food.
From her words, Anon imagined she lost her braid and ribbon because someone found her seducing their pet.Anon disposed the Reimu too.
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A Reimu is gloriously born. She said her first greeting and look for her parents. The only thing in front of her are uneasy yukkuri, so she look around again.
Then, little Reimu realized the uneasy yukkuri in front of her is pregnant and a yukkuri fruit is gone from the stalk. Even her paste brain then realized that this pair of incomplete yukkuri are her parents.
Above, a group of Marisa came to let out poo poo while insulting the uneasy yukkuri down below. They told Reimu how they are uneasy fool and her parents happily eat poo poo.
Then, a family came with mother Reimu bringing her daughter Reimu for her poo poo time outside at the toilet. They also continue insulting Reimu below them.
Having rained by poo poo and then licked by her uneasy parents' tongue smeared with uneasy thing is too much for the newborn yukkuri. Quickly she got anti-yukkuritis.
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This is a year later. His product is a big success. It's a toilet for stray yukkuri. Inside the tube covered with metal mesh are a pair of incomplete yukkuri.
Incomplete yukkuri is used because they fit the environment better. Normal yukkuri would die quickly in that situation. Trapped with nothing to eat but poo poo while being insulted every day.
Arguably, the incomplete yukkuri live a happy life. Inside the toilet they're protected from animals and weather.
Also without rejection against poop, they can eat those excrements that are in fact sweets sweets from yukkuri filling they like so much.
Nearly all of the incomplete yukkuri lived until their expiration date, something strays rarely achieve. When all the yukkuri inside are dead, a sensor will inform the Factory to replace the yukkuri.Ever since the product is introduced, the clan has come there to release their stress. Thanks to that, there's almost no extermination request anymore for a whole year because the strays no longer challenge human or do house declaration.
Extermination request dropped drastically and the saving became bonus for Factory workers.
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A man passed by and is annoyed by the yukkuri's happy laugh. He just failed another job exam and he doesn't enjoy seeing trash looking happier than he is.
The yukkuri are afraid and beg for forgiveness, but he doesn't care. He picked the KoReimu and crush it to the metal mesh on the toilet, then see the incomplete yukkuri below eat the KoReimu's corpse.
All the while, the father Marisa is holding her wife from attacking human because she know they will all die if Reimu do that.Anon actually want to stop him, but there's no law against crushing yukkuri. That man look stressed so Anon also doesn't want to risk getting punched to save yukkuri.
Mother Reimu is saddened, but then she laughed at the foolish incomplete yukkuri eating corpse. It's no longer her daughter. Reimu is trying to fool herself by looking down on those incomplete yukkuri and feel she's really blessed.
Anon understand. He himself try to justify his own situation. This low wage job is better than being unemployed is one of it. They have similar way of life.
With that, he went home.