Mister Sour Cream
In the park, inside a cardboard box, a pair of koyukkuri is sleeping. Reimu dreamed of flying and Marisa dreamed of punishing the shitty human.
Their parents watch them and feel happy. Both are born last autumn and are friends. When spring came, they got out of their parent's nest and married then have children. This is really the peak of their happyness.
Marisa is also a great hunter, so everyday Reimu and the little ones can munch munch a lot.
Now lets see the situation. Spring is a season of abundance here. Grass grows --> bugs grows --> munch munch. Even the weak Patchouli type could get enough food in this season. But Marisa type has their own logic.
Good at hunting --> skilled --> strongest.
Reimu told Marisa, worm and bugs are tasty, but she also want to eat the sweets sweets that human monopolized. It must feel really easy to eat it with the little ones. Unfortunately, Reimu's daddy is a coward who always say Mister Human is scary.
Reimu's daddy is an ex-pet Alice, she know the strength of human and always taught Reimu to avoid human. Unfortunately, the paste brained Reimu doesn't care.
Marisa's parents in the other hand are strays all their life. They survived by pure luck and thus never know about human's strength to teach their children... not that Marisa would care anyway.
Still thinking of herself as the strongest, Marisa agreed. Tomorrow she will go to demand sweets sweets from human. Reimu also suggested that they make the human as slave. After making that perfect plan, they went to sleep.
When Marisa woke up, there's four cream puff in their house. Reimu who awake earlier praised Marisa for getting it from Mister Human when they're still sleeping. The children believed their father and praised Marisa for how great she is.
Drunk in the praise, Marisa starts to believe she did demanded this from human. She remembered threatening human and the human beg for their life.
After telling that fake memories, the family starts eating. They dived into the custard inside and eat while wriggling their butt.
Yukkuri are expert in expressing how good tasting the food they're eating. Even so, it's impossible to use them in cooking show because of fear that the audience will destroy their own TV set when seeing the yukkuri.
After eating, the children screamed in shock. On their head is many many stalks with yukkuri fruits growing out. Soon, watched by the terrorized parents, the children turns black and died.
Before they can feel sad for the lost of their children, Marisa and Reimu felt their paste being sucked out by the stalk. Quickly both tried to break the stalk and save their life, but the stalk it too sturdy for them to break with their tongue and weakening body.
While Marisa is in despair, Reimu starts eating to restore her strength. The food is her own children and grandchildren's carcasses.
Marisa tried stopping Reimu, saying their dearest children deserved a grave. Reimu in the other hand say they should be happy to be able to let Reimu live.
Losing even more strength from jumping and yelling, Marisa collapsed and starts turning black.
Reimu who still don't have enough strength to pull off the stalk then head to Marisa and opened her mouth.
After eating Marisa and about to break her stalk, Reimu felt her head getting lighter. The children are getting born.
Baby Reimu greeted "Take it easy!"
Baby Alice greeted "Lets refreshed!"
The Alice are born raper and starts raping their own sisters.
Reimu just smiled when seeing the scum children kill each others. She doesn't realize that the rapers are more than baby Reimu.
After running out of baby Reimu, they go to their mother.
Although reimu crushed them, the sperm paste they released bathed Reimu and made her pregnant again. This is a losing fight.
Reimu finally turns black and die, all while she's still stretching her tongue to try break the stalk.
Baby rapers starts looking for something else to rape, but unfortunately they exhausted their strength and die.
A man took out the mini camera he set up in the house.
This morning he left a special cream puff in there. It's made from mixture of sperm custard from an Alice spiked with Viyugra. He also mixed in growth formula to make the babies grow quickly.
When the family eat the cream puff, the custard will touch their skin and make them pregnant. Then because of the leftover Viyugra, there would be a lot of rapers and they will grow quickly.
What he didn't expect is how the family concluded that Marisa demanded the feast from human.
Reimu is also amazing on her will to survive. But they're really paste brained creature aren't they ? Seeing Reimu had no problem eating her own family and breaking the stalk, she could have start eating the yukkuri fruits when the stalk is too thick to break.
He sit down and eat the leftover cream puff while thinking what abyuse to do next.
Then, a stray Marisa came and demanded that cream puff.